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YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THE NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER GEOPOLITICAL POWER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT ME. THEN YOU ADD THE LEGION TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THE 3 WAY AT HOOVER DAM, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE CAESAR'S LEGION KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO GENERAL OLIVER, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT HOOVER DAM. SEE LEE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT HOOVER DAM.