hiiii read my carrd before you follow pls
In front of you is a band saw. i kinda forgot to make something today. just cut yourself up. or dont. whatever
tumblr app broke and i got really scared that the anime water gif in my header that i downloaded years ago would be lost to the ether
not to be not like the other girls but my major is so homogeneous that even i feel left out. is it just my college or are all the people in my field going to be sorority girls
Anonymous asked:
What is your Hogwarts house?
what's your address and how casual are you about unmarked packages
name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle
saw a dove ad that cited "women and girls who feel bad about their underarms are less likely to socialize" huh i wonder who profits from that
the blogsitter called the blog owner and said "everything's great, but can i cover up the creepy clown jpeg next to the dashboard? it's kinda freaking me out" the blog owner got quiet and then said "take the blog and leave the website right now. i don't have a creepy clown jpeg"
"bro what strain is this it's getting me so joyful and entertained". dude we are smoking straight up toys
*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*
*Phone rings, i go to answer it*
Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*
Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back
1400s French town philosopher about to be hung because he believed the earth was round and not the shape of a Yorkie terrier: and you say you’re from the future? 2016….. many years ahead indeed. You are both musicians correct? perform one of your songs for me if you shall.
the two guys from twenty one pilots with a Time Machine: Yknow I Wasn’t Raised In The Hood But I Know A Thing Or Two About Pain .🖤🥀And Darkness.⛓️😔
new guy from the future year 20500 coming out of a new Time Machine, looking at the two dudes from twenty one pilots: oh there you guys are. Yeah I have to kill you now. Yeah like right now
these guys have the same dynamic with each other and their shows premiered the same year and they both live in a giant talking whale
