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caleb | they/he | 21 | white | aro & bi | transmasc agender

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s4rcoline
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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

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shaxaphone

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

another for the tumblr history books

what

wait wait what

the notes are broken!

hmmmmmm

that’s uh

that’s

interesting.

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s4rcoline
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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

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shaxaphone

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

another for the tumblr history books

what

wait wait what

the notes are broken!

hmmmmmm

that’s uh

that’s

interesting.

wish you guys would hate norway for the intense medical transphobia the way you hated swedes for not feeding people. we couldnt get a legal gender marker change without forced sterilisation until 2016. theres 1 board in 1 hospital in the whole country that's allowed to give HRT and they go by 1950s gender roles (i.e. if you're a trans man who wears nail polish, or a trans woman who wears pants, or you're gay, you're denied), and there's a minimum of a full year of psychological evaluations before any treatment is given (they ask helpful and relevant questions like "did you play with cars or dolls as a child" and "do you think about your parents when you masturbate"). anyway burn down rikshospitalet

[ID: tumblr tags that read #i hope im not deflecting when i say this happens in other countries as well #i'm german and it's basically the same here. forced chemical sterilization was required to change your gender marker until 2011 #and if self-id doesn't pass we will continue to have to put up with insane amounts of medical gatekeeping #it's disgusting and dehumanizing and i need more people to talk about this #it's a widespread issue that countries that have a rep for being progressive don't get criticized enough. end ID]

you're absolutely not deflecting, this is super important. so many european countries claim equality and good healthcare while also actively killing trans populations with medical neglect and gatekeeping.

we are being murdered by our governments. they are refusing us life saving medical care. we NEED more people to talk about this

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muckmage

even if the artist were a human, there’s so much more to consider about a piece of art than just how it looks at a glance

i mean that’s a long perfectly straight line, was it done free hand? was it done in a single masterful stroke leaving the same thickness of paint the whole way through? are the edges of the line sharp enough to warrant the use of a magnifying glass if you were going to search for errors/rough spots?

and if the artist didn’t paint free hand, or if it were done in multiple strokes with different thicknesses of paint, or with purposefully rough and uneven edges, why?

what about the colour? the position of the line on the canvas? the width of the line? the choice of leaving the rest of such a large canvas blank? there’s so much to consider

and on top of all this sometimes the artist will be a snail

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leam1983

Always, always disregard comments coming out of neophytes that sound like “Hell, I could paint/draw/write/program/etc this, it looks so easy!”

I don’t work with a visual medium, but I do know that artists start with line art, geometry studies, living model classes, Art History and more - without mentioning years, if not decades of active practice.

Picasso’s Guernica is the result of decades of work. Mark Rothko’s No. 61 marks a midpoint in his Seagram Murals that’s decades in the making. Hemingway had his entire journalistic career to lean onto, to give form and structure to his works.

The simplest constructs are usually the hardest to assemble.

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hbmmaster

tumblr staff adjusting a dial to fine-tune exactly how much they're imitating twitter while occasionally looking back at their userbase for approval except the userbase is just booing the entire time "we hate twitter" "why do you even have that dial"

I told Tumblr in feedback that I hated the new layout and some bootlicker sent back an email saying (paraphrased) “tough nuts, you fucking moron. If you have a REAL problem, go ahead and send it to us here. But whining about the layout won’t change a damn thing”

so if you ALSO have a problem with the new layout, please by all means send it to https://www.tumblr.com/support under the Feedback category. Make sure to copy your paragraph before you send it so you can go to your tumblr account email and send it again to their actual feedback line. they want to shut us up and split us up. but if more people complain about it, like with getting rid of chrono dashboard, they might think it’s not worth it.

Bitches have me googling shit like "what's the muscle between the neck and shoulder" just so i can say I Need To Bite Him Right There and he lets me hit cause i know it's called a trapezoid

Trapezius.

thwres demons in my home

i need you all to be aware that a survey on Holocaust awareness in the Netherlands was recently commissioned by the Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany and the responses are frightening.

(as a reminder: more than 75% of Dutch Jews were murdered in the Holocaust, which is the highest percentage of Jewish Victims per country in Western Europe. it’s also where Anne Frank lived and went into hiding before she was deported.)

according to the study,

23% of Dutch Millennials & Gen Z (12% overall) believe that the Holocaust is a myth or has been greatly exaggerated.

22% of Millennials and Gen Z (12% overall) believe it is acceptable to support neo-nazi views.

54% of all respondents do not know 6 million Jews were murdered. 29% believe it was 2 million or fewer (that number jumps to 37% when only looking at Millennials and Gen Z).

only 50% of all respondents support recent efforts by Dutch public figures to acknowledge and apologize for the Netherland’s failure to protect Jews during the Holocaust.

53% of all respondents and 60% of Millenials and Gen Z did not list the Netherlands as a country where the Holocaust took place.

Holocaust denial and erasure is getting worse. I would expect this from the USA maybe, but i’m surprised and very very concerned to see this coming from the Netherlands, which is very highly ranked in terms of education and research. please like and share and post about this, we need people to know.

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

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boxur

"DNI: freaks" do you realize how conservative you look

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boxur

freaks please interact

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boxur

this is the first time one of my posts has been tagged like this and out of all of them i think id be glad if this one got 100k. because firstly i need to find my fellow freaks but also we need to shame people who are anti-freak because like. why do you hate to live deliciously

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans

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not100bees
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The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,

The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint

Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.

According to Foghorn's Tvtropes page:

Presumably, it's less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he's a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island

I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.

I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.

I love this site.

Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr. 

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vaspider

I keep thinking about the fact that when I was growing up, "chickenhawk" was slang for a well-to-do older gay man who exclusively went after/dated twinks - like a sugar daddy, kinda, but with the implications that a chickenhawk can take advantage of a twink's naivete - and I spent a while last night while I was stoned trying to figure out what a "baby chickenhawk" was and why one would be going after obvious papa bear Foghorn Leghorn.

P.S. I know it says his S.O. is "Miss Prissy" and that is the most drag queen name so my point stands