Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

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Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

Follow up:

What I look like when I shower

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

it's getting too warm outside

Joe Biden, turn off the sun.

I can’t stop thinking about that one tweet by Jabroni Mike with Donkey Kong driving trans followers on a motorcycle to love and support town, you know the one, and how it was like a taste of a future to come

the prophecy

first of all that’s funky kong, who Also says trans rights,

oh to have a fraction of the swag the average background character in sleeping beauty does

youre right im sorry

theyre so fucking color and shape bro

this was supposed to be 15 note post but im glad everyone sees my vision.

this is on a jerma compilation

Have a great day! 🤎

Love Pudding Bear 🐻

Feel freel to say how your relationship with your parent(s) is in the tags.

femboy football

I am seconds from.passing out from heat stroke I'm sorry for posting femboy football

comedy list of fake future films shown in a 1999 movie

been a long time since I've been glomped

I'm really just posting shit my bad

There’s little drug rehabilitation going on at these labor camps. Some of the companies that utilize the slave labor are so dependent on it that they’d go under without it. Some of the industries these men are forced to work in are notoriously dangerous. When they’re injured, the companies file workers compensation claims – and keep the money for themselves, even though the workers are typically not employees but clients.

Warning: no matter how bad you think this story is going to be, it’s worse

dangerously close to a realization

My older brother went to a rehab that basically was just a work camp they had them out in the central California summer heat doing landscaping work for no pay six days a week, under threat of being sent to prison, they are literal slave camps and for profit rehab will NEVER work and will always be disgustingly exploitive of some of societies most vulnerable people

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

you see. a lot of people on this site have started to use “broke containment” when any post gets popular outside of their circle of friends, but its original use was when it was a vague fandom post (usually supernatural) gets reblogged by people outside the fandom

anway I got whiplash noticing op’s url and realizing this was about gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug

Just found @pukicho in my old toy box excuse me??

Put me back

Now