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Translation: “wait what? what are you waiting for? eh? curry? did you make curry (in the bathtub)?” “ya, want some?” “yeah”

me feeding the homies after society collapses

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

Posts that hit different in quarantine.

CASSANDRA

Whet

Whæt

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

The real villain

I’m in love with the great British bake off

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

this is such a fucking power move

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

“good.”

(via)

Hangry

this bitch empty

YEET

I have 13 cats and none of them would do this

I have 1 cat and if i tried to pull this trick with my cat, my hand would be broken in 3 places