i’m sitting in a bathroom stall at work desperately trying to stifle my laughter

I’m going to fucking die from this

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

Oh No! tattoos!

lol like this is actually cute. backfire

they’re boyfriends

he’s worried his punk ass bf forgot to apply sunscreen again

he even picked out swim trunks to match his boyfriend’s tattoos. adorable

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

you know who’s gay?

let them seethe boy

if you’re recovering from something right now you’re strong as hell and i believe in you

mark went in and took no hostages

self care is so damn difficult when you… don’t… care… about your own self

hope everyone with a shitty dad is okay today

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you