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Where Is My Mind

@falldownthatrabbithole

• Brie, 27, She/They/He • Ohio • Bisexual, Books, Music, YouTube • This blog is a mess, just like my life • I like sleeping, concerts, and taking long walks to nowhere •

The Great T-Shirt Caper

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

Request: Reader starts buying her own shirts when they go to concerts so she doesn’t borrow Eddie’s anymore (cause she thought he didn’t like it when she would take his shirts) and Eddie ends up hiding all of her band shirts so that she has to start wearing his again.

Word Count: 0.7k

Warnings: fluff, established relationship, Eddie and reader live together

AN: This was an anonymous request! I absolutely loved this idea and it felt so in character for Eddie. He 100% would hide your shirts so you HAVE to wear his. I hope you all enjoy! 

Did anyone else ever notice that the Underworld kids are excluded even in their names?

Like Jason, Thalia, and Perseus are all mythological names based on great heroes or goddesses.

And then there's Hazel, Bianca, and Nico. Not connected to mythology at all.

so in HoO we get a totally unaddressed thing about the Hephaestus cabin apparently have an underground tunnel system beneath their cabin that they’ve been excavating for almost a century and haven’t found the end to yet. We never hear about this again. But when Jake Mason is explaining it, he jokes to Will Solace that “You Apollo guys can’t have all the fun,” which implies the Apollo cabin also has secrets.

Anyways I think we should just start headcanoning random wild secret areas of each cabin just for fun.

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Percy Jackson Headcanons

(A lot of these are inspired by other people’s ideas)

-Percy has Tattoos

Lots of little ones to symbolize his friends both dead and alive, obviously a tattoo devoted to Sally. But he also has forearm tattoos of the symbols of the gods and goddesses he respects, it’s only a rainbow and firepoker in a hearth on his forearms.

-Percy introduces all his godly cousins by stupid names

Sally honestly wasn’t surprised when a god showed up at the door, she was surprised when Percy called him “cousin snake man and his two pocket snakes” (who he promptly fed rats).

-Percy has a New York accent It only comes out when he’s really angry, tired, or horny. Annabeth hears it more than others.

-Percy has long hair

It grew out past shoulder length while he was missing and he hasn’t cut it since. Both Annabeth and Sally like it, but when he grows a beard he looks like the Poseidon of myth.

-Percy can Cook

He learned from his mom and has never stopped. Baking, grilling, cooking, smoking. if it’s a type of cooking, he does it, and he does it well. Nico avoided Percy for two months after losing a pasta competition to him and even that wasn’t long enough to avoid the shame.

-Percy, Lee, Beckendorf, Silena, and Clarisse where all really close friends

It started when Percy wanted to learn to make stuff in the forge, which snowballed into Beckendorf basically adopting Percy and introducing him to his crew. It took a couple years but eventually Clarisse warmed up to him, they were a crucial part of each others mental recovery after the Titan war.

-Percy is a stoner

Just enough to keep the edge off but he refuses to touch alcohol due to Gabe. Beckendorf and Lee spent like 2 months researching demigods, filing a report, submitting it to Athena, and gaining her seal of approval on the “Study of Drugs on Demigod Physiology” (It basically says demigod minds and bodies are durable enough to nullify addictive chemicals and the negative effects of some drugs). The group celebrated the approval of such a study by dropping tabs of acid and watching the live action Alvin and the Chipmunks.

-Percy loves SpongeBob

Percy is currently giving Poseidon the silent treatment because he refused a burger cooking contest with him despite Percy pulling the golden spatula from the grease in front of him. Also, yes, Poseidon does look similar to early SpongeBob Neptune.

-Percy is a pirate

After his third quest Percy went ape shit trying to fight the war and end it before it took anymore lives. It culminated in him carrying a gun at all times and rebuilding an old sunken ship to its former glory. He didn’t get to use it until the summer leading into the titan war where he sunk 4 ships transporting monsters and 2 ships that were moving illegal objects

-Percy doesn’t fight for Olympus

Percy has never cared about the gods beyond making sure they don’t hurt the people he loves. His speech during the battle of Manhattan was a call to the demigods to fight to protect each other, to protect their family, and to fight this war so the next generation of demigods might not have to. Him and every other counselor sees their jobs as protecting the youngest and newest demigods above all else.

-Percy is musical

Whether it’s because he has the sea coursing through his veins or something else he’s good at singing, guitar, and most instruments. He occasionally used to play as a joke for kids at camp. Now it’s mostly a coping mechanism for the wars and Tartarus, anyone that needs music to relate to is free to listen.

Most of the counselors and elder hunters have a shared memory of the night before the last day of the Titan war. None of them could sleep out of fear of the unavoidable casualties tomorrow would bring, so they gathered in the most secluded room and sat and mourned. Eventually, Percy broke out a bag of weed to help everyone relax since they couldn’t sleep while Percy and Grover performed a heart-stopping rendition of Peace Train by Cat Stevens.

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steve holding onto eddies wallet chain bc it's the closest they can get in hawkins to holding hands and steve thinks it's kinda funny bc when eddie gets a little too excited he just tugs him back by the chain like a dog pulling at his leash and eddie doesn't complain about the terrible comparison bc it makes him feel tethered

It’s the closest thing he can get to one of those child leashes without actually getting one. Anytime there’s a danger of Eddie walking off into a sea of people who still think he’s a murderer he’ll tug him backwards because he knows Eddie can’t resist making a comment(which, he probably couldn’t either)

Sometimes the chain will slip his grasp and Eddie will be up ahead for a few seconds before he notices, and walks back, handing part of it to Steve.

“You dropped something, man.”

It’s probably the only reason Eddie hasn’t gotten decked the months following s4.

Eddie bouncing on his toes as he presents his wallet chain to Steve (who was just sitting on the couch reading a book) in a way that's very much reminiscent of a dog bringing his owner his leash as a reminder it's time for walkies.

Steve: *Looking between the chain and Eddie* You wanna go somewhere Boy?

Eddie: *enthusiastic nodding*

While every force available in the world is searching for the 5 people in the oceangate submersible, a boat filled with mostly Syrian and Pakistani refugees sank under still “unknown” circumstances off the coast of Peloponnisos, Greece (with the coast guard present). More than 600 people drowned but guess which of the two is making headlines
Nico: You told me that atoms never touch eachother-
Annabeth:
Nico: and therefore we've never touched anything in our lifetime-
Annabeth: Nico-
Nico: So to answer your question I didn't slap Percy-

Steve wakes up around three or four in the morning almost every night. He’s always careful getting out of bed. Small movements, slow footsteps. Minimal bones cracking. Doesn’t want to wake Eddie. Not that he needs to be this careful because his boyfriend could sleep through several natural disasters (and if someone bothered to wake him in this scenario, he’d put an impotency curse on them or some equally fucked-up shit). 

But that’s one of the reasons why they work. Not because of the sad-dick curse thing. They just exist on different sides of the scale. The raging insomniac and the deepest sleeper known to mankind. It balances out in the weirdest possible way.

Still… he’s always careful. Can never be too careful.

Steve doesn’t really do much when he wakes up at this ungodly hour. He sort of walks around their duplex, drinks a glass of water, opens a window to breathe in that pre-sunrise air. It fills his lungs up differently than normal air. At least, it feels like it does.

Like less people are breathing it in. Like he can take up space without feeling selfish. The logic doesn’t really add up but whatever. Concepts like logic and science are overrated at four in the morning.

*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken* Maryse: What happened?! Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon. Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down. Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too. Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, i saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell. Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.

imagine the og trio making another trip to the underworld. imagine the og trio running into cerberus once again. imagine percy and grover turning to annabeth to get them out of the situation, and, what do you know, annabeth packed a tennis ball. imagine cerberus remembering annabeth and being so happy to see her again. imagine annabeth and cerberus playing fetch for a few minutes before percy and grover remind her that they have a world to save. imagine annabeth promising cerberus that she'll visit whenever she can. imagine annabeth keeping that promise.

after like 6 years of being king shit in botw playing totk makes me feel like a newborn baby and a loser. i got one shot by a bokoblin. i can't afford pants. everything is so scary because i don't know what anything is.