fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho
remember when louis didn’t fucking hesitate to sit on james corden’s lap to pretend to be A CAT because i do
im laughing so hard someone made this gif black and white to make it more dramatic but its literally from a movie about talking fish and a vegetarian shark
The level at which South Park takes its detail is ridiculous. Look at the audience
Why the hell was there a black guy in Maleficent?
These people are living in medieval Europe very far detached from any sort of ocean or sea. I’d be amazed if they had even invented a boat yet. Where the hell did the black guy come from?
there were fairies, monsters created from roots, and a fucking crow that could shapeshift into a man in Maleficent and the most unrealistic thing to you in the entire movie was a black guy
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*audience chants*
SPOT! THE! RAAACCIIIISTTTTT!!!!
THE FUCKIN’ REAAAAACH.
hahaha
But black people did live in Europe before slavery like wtf they were Moors Read a book
This is why education is so important, people!
Where is that “black people weren’t invented yet” gif?
THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER
I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys.
Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.
I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
“I don’t get it, but I love how you love it” is one of the best things anyone can say. My entire family asks questions about comics because they want to share my enthusiasm for them and support me, even though they otherwise wouldn’t pay attention to the industry at all.
I get questions all the time about the things i like, weather it is bands or youtubers from my mom, but when I go over to my dads it is so obvious that he does not understand or know why I like it but it makes me happy knowing that he tries.
Thomas Builds-the-Fire, Smoke Signals (Sherman Alexie)
Mother duck: “I’m only buying one box so you all best agree on something or we leave the store right now and no one gets anything”
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead inside
me online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
my life is that awkward walk/jog you do in front of a car when you’re crossing the street
i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
the ol’ razzle dazzle
IM SCREAMING

