literally me if i get married

Frozen jeans

WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE

they were makin their way downtown

not walking fast enough

Oh….my god

Kent State University

“The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre)[3][4][5] were the shootings on May 4, 1970 of unarmed college students by members of the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio during a mass protest against the bombing of Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight guardsmen fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.[6][7]”

“There was a significant national response to the shootings: hundreds of universities, colleges, and high schools closed throughout the United States due to a student strike of 4 million students,[10] and the event further affected public opinion, at an already socially contentious time, over the role of the United States in the Vietnam War.[11]”

Student strike of 4 million students! Let’s do that again lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings

Don’t forget that basically half the country thought the students deserved it…

Another picture from Kent State.

But it was not just Kent State, eleven days later Mississippi Police fired 150 rounds into a dormitory at Jackson State College, killing 2 and wounding 15 black protesters.

Btw half of the students killed at Kent State weren’t even protesting, they were just there

What in the absolute fuck

When the Irish guy has known about this since he was like 8, but it’s suspiciously hard for Americans to learn about…

I literally only know abt this bc my parents are hippies it’s fucked up

I only had a vague idea of what this was and what happened until I did my own research on it.

When I was 21.

Hahaha the best part about satire is when you know its all a joke and the people arent serious 😂😂😂

this is the worst joke I’ve ever seen tbh

Don’t know how this post has more than 2000 notes

Because Tumblr is full of a bunch of feminists and racists who enjoy this stuff lad, its not a funny joke it simply panders to people’s bias

It is a shitty joke but (((muslim brown woman))) so she is funny cause…?

she is funny cause she is making jokes about white people 😂😂😂 SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY

@thebootydiaries yo farha if you can’t stand white people then move from canada to ur ugly ass country called “bangladesh” there are NO white people and the only white people you will ever see are people from some aid organization because bangladesh is a third world shithole.

lmao

i’m screaming this person really looked into where i’m from, found bangladesh, google image searched “bangladesh poverty”, and then found this picture of the philippines, all just for this 1 reblog this is so funny ahskahdkd this is the new standard 📢 don’t be racist to me if you can’t put in this much effort and still be wrong📢

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor. Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.

“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“

This is a very important lesson to learn

What an adorable start to a murder

CROW BABIES

no!!!!

this is a corncrake chick, also commonly misidentified as a rail’s chick! crow babies are MUCH uglier…

putrid little man

bold of you to talk shit about crows so openly like they won’t find you and beat your ass

This just in: Daniel Radcliffe is a genderfluid immortal

i feel exposed

emoji space

Creative photos from mom and her two daughters

Instagram : @allthatisshe

I love all three of them instantly.

This is so pure. I love it

I’m in love with the baby. Like she’s too little to take anything seriously so every photo is just cute

I hate Donald Trump more than I hate myself. And oh boy. That’s saying something.

Watch: Trevor Noah asked conservative host Tomi Lahren how Black people in the USA *should* air their grievances and she couldn’t come up with anything

Trevor Noah just conducted one of his most impressive interviews to date, with one of his most controversial guests. Tomi Lahren, a video host on Glenn Beck’s website The Blaze, stopped by the Daily Show for a conversation that spanned from the Black Lives Matter movement to illegal immigration, and the resulting interview is a must-watch for anyone seeking out reason. 

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sometimes trevor noah just gets there

Leave it to Fox.

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