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i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.
Breaking News Alert: our gracious prince has found the beautiful young woman who came thrice to his ball—once in a dress shimmering like starlight, once in a dress luminous as the moon, and once in a dress as golden and radiant as the sun on a summer day—only to discover that she was a scullery maid working in his own kitchen! needless to say she has been executed
you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....
shoutout to myself who didn’t know 911 was a show and thought this person was tagging this as spoilers for September 11th
the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
not again
[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!
the ants in my kitchen when i eat shit and die off a stepladder
Boletus sensibilis.
chodestool
you can’t say that.
what if they ban kys on here
So you really think it's a bad thing if telling people to kill themselves stops being allowed. You really think telling people to kill themselves is an okay thing to do. Really now.
hmm you’re right i think i will change my ways
we are going to have to bring back “smex”
shrex
I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz
like hell you will
task manager kill this man
Another trans man was murdered. Unconfirmed if it’s a hate crime or not.
Please don’t let his death be ignored.
Taylorsville Police, who are investigating, said that two teenagers aged 15 and 17 have been arrested and charged with “multiple felony charges” in relation to what they are treating as a possible homicide. Alex Franco had previously been reported as missing, possibly abducted, on Monday (18 March), after bring seen getting into a 2000s Jeep Liberty. Just after Franco got into the vehicle, witnesses heard a gunshot and the jeep sped away. Franco’s body was found on Tuesday 19 March.
Not sure if anyone else has updated this post since, but Alex’s family have a crowdfunding campaign to pay for funeral expenses: https://everloved.com/life-of/alex-franco/donate/
The thought of having to navigate this is very stressful to me
going to school in Japan as an undercover cop and having my cover blown within seconds
NOT WHAT HE SAYS.
the boys are not vibing with my attitude in the workout chat
the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now
I made this for my valentine
Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers
