It was funnier in my head shshsb
Alphonse: I was arrested for being too cool.
Edward: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
they didn’t even ban human transmutation
Edward: If I was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to drink a glass of milk, I would die
Alphonse: How do you even get into a situation like that?
Mustang: "Are you just going to sit there and wallow in self pity?"
Ed:
2nd ep airs and here's a meme
i edited the post and added the pic below ahhaha
dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane
okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.
i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands
nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence
Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”
kragehund-again
my theory is that reincarnation is real and that's why everything is so fucked up. we got too many people on earth and their souls were supposed to spend a few more cycles as endangered animals or smthn but we fucked the environment and overpopulated. so we get guys who was SUPPOSED to be black-footed ferrets or whatever til their soul reached maturity but instead they're like, influencers and politicians. this is also why furries exist.
guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way
wait what’s the difference?
one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire
100k notes on this post and I still don't remember which is which
