Hotel Transylvania

im sorry the what

this one

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

I'm sobbing oh my god

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

virginity is made up folks, in my opinion you don’t lose anything you just gain experience. it’s stupid.

Virginity is based around the hymen that’s supposed to break when first penetrated, which is absolute bullshit. The hymen doesn’t break permanently; it can stretch and rip at parts but it heals again. It can rip while doing every day activities or while working out. It’s not supposed to bleed, especially not during intercourse. If she bleeds the first time she has intercourse, she isn’t aroused enough. If she bleeds every time she has intercourse, she isn’t aroused enough and you should think about why and how to change that (communication is key!).

Virginity is a social construct made to empower men. Men get praised for fucking as many women as possible, but women get shamed bc virginity is holy, and inexperience is fetishised. So instead of saying, “I lost my virginity” let’s use “I had my sexual debut” bc that’s a lot funnier and doesn’t imply that anything is lost because, frankly, no one lost anything.

aaaaand here it is…The cupid Scene from “ House of Hades” this was one of my favourite scene of all the books. 

“Tonight I can write (The Saddest Lines),” Pablo Neruda / frenchtoastlesbian / Hozier / “seven,” Taylor Swift / Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge

they gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit they made her do in the first one

okay first of all she is their MOTHER and she did NOTHING less than keeping her family SAFE

Yo what? She was a liscenced pilot who had enough connects and respect to get a fuckin jet in less than 24 hours, then saved her family and humanity. Being thic is a biproduct of her kicking ass all day every day tell me I’m wrong

Helen Par was, undoubtedly, The Hero of The Incredibles. She single-handedly saved her two children from a plane explosion after piloting the HELL out of a government jet. She then all but single-handedly saved her husband (Mirage beat her to it by milliseconds). And to top it off, she let herself be thrown at least 40 meters into the air to save her baby that was in free fall. Bob may have been out there kicking ass and looking good doing it, but ElastiGirl was Mrs. Fucking Incredible throughout that entire movie. It’s like she said in the beginning of the movie: “I’m at the top of my game! I’m right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so! I don’t think so.”

ALL WHILE her husband, Mr. Incredible, was running around, out for days at a time, being too Incredible™ to help his wife raise their family (to be fair, he was getting paid serious money for it and he just lost his job, so it was a win-win for him). But, while he was trying to be a superhero again, she was at home, being a supermother to her chaotic superpowered children and a superwife to her suspicious acting husband, even as evidence started piling up that painted Bob’s recent actions in an unflattering light. ElastiGirl had the main role in The Incredibles II because it was exactly what she deserved. It was her time to run around and be Incredible while Bob raised the kids.

is nico di angelo vaccinated?? like he’s from the 1930s, is his immune system okay?? what if this ‘aura of death’ people keep associating with nico is just his complete vulnerability to preventable diseases

the reverse of nico not knowing about the fall of the soviet union is nico telling absolute lies about the 1930s like “sorry we didn’t have screwdrivers back then :///” and no one can correct him because they don’t know shit about history

nico di angelo really be rolling up to the Battle for Manhattan 15 minutes late with starbucks three gods and an army of the undead, thematic armor, parting the titan army, JUST to flirt with Percy with a slick one-liner he probably practiced in front of a mirror in the underworld for 4 hours beforehand and also roasts the titan lord to his face as a bonus action

this literal drama king

LOVE | Part1 | Part2 |

Yeah, I changed a lot of dialogues here. Next part we’ll have Will and Hazel! Kindly do not tag p/ercico or j/asico

“Nico drew his sword—three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. “I don’t agree.” The ground rumbled. Cracks appeared m the road, the sidewalks, the sides of the buildings. Skeletal hands grasped the air as the dead clawed their way into the world of the living. “(Percy Jackson- The last Olympian) - - - I stand for one EPIC ghost king! 🖤 You can’t deny….Nico’s got style. This scene blew my mind. It’s SO epic! I had to do a comic about this. -

Falling into Tartarus

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- It took me forever to finish this comic but I really had to do this scene. When I read it I SWEAR I haven’t been able to sleep or doing anything for hours.

aaaaand here it is…The cupid Scene from “ House of Hades” this was one of my favourite scene of all the books. 

’ His voice cracked, and Jason could tell the guy was about to get teary-eyed. Whether Nico had really given up on Percy or not, Jason couldn’t imagine what it had been like for Nico all those years, keeping a secret that would’ve been unthinkable to share in the 1940s, denying who he was, feeling completely alone – even more isolated than other demigods. ’

AH yes, one of my favorite scenes in the series: Nico faces Cupid.

I’ve been meaning to sketch up this part for a long, long time. It really hit me hard while reading it, and I’m pretty surprised it took me this long to draw. xD

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Art by me

Please do not use without my permission.

~Saber

something that probably had to happen at least twice

Nico and Percy’s dynamic in BotL is honestly the funniest fucking thing because Percy’s this emotionally exhausted 15 year old who is the sole person concerned about this feral 11 year old street urchin that wants to kill him…Chiron and the rest of the camp are just like ‘sometimes, children are homeless and they die. what can you do😔‘ and Percy’s just like ‘no???? we need to make sure he’s eating???? and that he’s not captured by an army of monsters???’ and Nico keeps trying to plot Percy’s downfall except he can’t actually come up with a plan because he’s Eleven or whatever and it’s just….remember when you were 15? remember what that felt like? now imagine being 15 and trying to wrangle an 11 year old that’s hissing and kicking your shins into brushing his teeth. imagine trying to tell this little asshole to go to bed before 10pm and he pulls out a fucking sword. how is someone supposed to handle that??? Percy surely doesn’t know! there’s a scene in BoO where Nico’s like ‘I don’t want to eat anything, but I know Percy would annoy the fuck out of me to force me to eat if he was here ugh’ sfkjsdfkj Percy literally had to CONDITION him into acting like a functioning person…and Percy’s inner monologue half the time is like ‘Yes I would kill for Nico di Angelo. Yes he is the worst person I know and I Will strangle him to death one day.’ like he doesn’t even completely like Nico as a person but everyone else is just chill with letting him run around by himself so Percy somehow ends up having to pseudo-parent this goth brat when he’s 15 and Barely Holding His Own Shit Together like….objectively an incredible dynamic lmao

Nov(emeto)ber (in April) Day 26: Concussion

Warnings: brief mention of vomiting

Will was sure he’d look back at this later and laugh.

“So, let me get this straight: you were mopping the floor,” he said, “and tripped over the cat.”

“I’m okay,” Nico grumbled. “Thanks for asking.”

Will had to bite his lip to keep from chuckling. “I’m sorry,” he said earnestly. “Let me see. Did you get hurt?”

Nico held out his arms to Will to look at. He distinctly remembered falling on his hip and already that was a little sore.

Will checked him over quickly, looking for any scrapes or bruises. “Anything hurt?” he asked when he didn’t find anything.

“Just my pride,” Nico retorted, rubbing his eyes with the heels of his hands.

Will kissed his temple. “I’m sorry, love. What do you say I help you up and we can cuddle together on the couch? I’ll even order us some pizza.”

Nico nodded. That sounded so much better than sitting on the cold tile floor. “Can you turn the lights off first?”

“I guess, but why?” Will asked, confused. He knew the recess lighting in their kitchen was a little bright at times, but it didn’t really make any sense to turn it off.

“Too bright. It’s giving me a headache.”

Now Will looked worried. He put his hand on Nico’s head and tilted back. He was trying to check Nico’s eyes.

Nico recoiled away from the light.

“I know, I know, I’m sorry,” Will apologized. “Did you hit your head at all when you fell?”

“I don’t think so…” Will blinked, taken aback. Nico didn’t remember?

Frantically Will started probing along Nico’s scalp, feeling for any indication of injury. What he found was a large very tender area on the back of Nico’s head.

He cursed.

“What’s wrong?” Nico asked. He looked to be feeling more and more uncomfortable with each passing minute.

“Do you feel dizzy at all?” Will asked. “Nauseous, blurred vision, anything like that?”

Nico pawed at his eyes again, which gave Will his answer to that question.

“I’m going to help you up slowly, okay? I think you hurt yourself a lot harder than you realize.” Nico looked unconvinced, going so far as to roll his eyes.

Will hooked his arm under Nico’s armpit, going as slow as possible to help get him on his feet. Nico looked a little unsteady. Even with Will holding on to him, he reached for the countertop to check his balance.

“Feeling okay?” Will asked.

Nico squeezed his eyes shut. “Feel nauseous,” he muttered. “Oh god, I’m gonna puke…”

“Okay, okay…” Will guided him over to the sink. He sounded a lot calmer than he felt. “The sink’s right in front of you, baby,” he said, rubbing his back gently.

Nico leaned forward, eyes still shut, and retched, a dribble of spit dropping into the sink basin. A few seconds later he heaved, vomit spraying from his lips.

He whimpered, retching loudly. As soon as Nico was finished, Will was rushing him to the hospital. He needed evaluated for a possible concussion.

“Shhh, it’s okay. I’ve got you. I’ll take care of you.”

Nov(emeto)ber (in April) Day 26: Concussion

Warnings: brief mention of vomiting

Will was sure he’d look back at this later and laugh.

“So, let me get this straight: you were mopping the floor,” he said, “and tripped over the cat.”

“I’m okay,” Nico grumbled. “Thanks for asking.”

Will had to bite his lip to keep from chuckling. “I’m sorry,” he said earnestly. “Let me see. Did you get hurt?”

Nico held out his arms to Will to look at. He distinctly remembered falling on his hip and already that was a little sore.

Will checked him over quickly, looking for any scrapes or bruises. “Anything hurt?” he asked when he didn’t find anything.

“Just my pride,” Nico retorted, rubbing his eyes with the heels of his hands.

Will kissed his temple. “I’m sorry, love. What do you say I help you up and we can cuddle together on the couch? I’ll even order us some pizza.”

Nico nodded. That sounded so much better than sitting on the cold tile floor. “Can you turn the lights off first?”

“I guess, but why?” Will asked, confused. He knew the recess lighting in their kitchen was a little bright at times, but it didn’t really make any sense to turn it off.

“Too bright. It’s giving me a headache.”

Now Will looked worried. He put his hand on Nico’s head and tilted back. He was trying to check Nico’s eyes.

Nico recoiled away from the light.

“I know, I know, I’m sorry,” Will apologized. “Did you hit your head at all when you fell?”

“I don’t think so…” Will blinked, taken aback. Nico didn’t remember?

Frantically Will started probing along Nico’s scalp, feeling for any indication of injury. What he found was a large very tender area on the back of Nico’s head.

He cursed.

“What’s wrong?” Nico asked. He looked to be feeling more and more uncomfortable with each passing minute.

“Do you feel dizzy at all?” Will asked. “Nauseous, blurred vision, anything like that?”

Nico pawed at his eyes again, which gave Will his answer to that question.

“I’m going to help you up slowly, okay? I think you hurt yourself a lot harder than you realize.” Nico looked unconvinced, going so far as to roll his eyes.

Will hooked his arm under Nico’s armpit, going as slow as possible to help get him on his feet. Nico looked a little unsteady. Even with Will holding on to him, he reached for the countertop to check his balance.

“Feeling okay?” Will asked.

Nico squeezed his eyes shut. “Feel nauseous,” he muttered. “Oh god, I’m gonna puke…”

“Okay, okay…” Will guided him over to the sink. He sounded a lot calmer than he felt. “The sink’s right in front of you, baby,” he said, rubbing his back gently.

Nico leaned forward, eyes still shut, and retched, a dribble of spit dropping into the sink basin. A few seconds later he heaved, vomit spraying from his lips.

He whimpered, retching loudly. As soon as Nico was finished, Will was rushing him to the hospital. He needed evaluated for a possible concussion.

“Shhh, it’s okay. I’ve got you. I’ll take care of you.”

Nov(emeto)ber (in April) Day 26: Concussion

Warnings: brief mention of vomiting

Will was sure he’d look back at this later and laugh.

“So, let me get this straight: you were mopping the floor,” he said, “and tripped over the cat.”

“I’m okay,” Nico grumbled. “Thanks for asking.”

Will had to bite his lip to keep from chuckling. “I’m sorry,” he said earnestly. “Let me see. Did you get hurt?”

Nico held out his arms to Will to look at. He distinctly remembered falling on his hip and already that was a little sore.

Will checked him over quickly, looking for any scrapes or bruises. “Anything hurt?” he asked when he didn’t find anything.

“Just my pride,” Nico retorted, rubbing his eyes with the heels of his hands.

Will kissed his temple. “I’m sorry, love. What do you say I help you up and we can cuddle together on the couch? I’ll even order us some pizza.”

Nico nodded. That sounded so much better than sitting on the cold tile floor. “Can you turn the lights off first?”

“I guess, but why?” Will asked, confused. He knew the recess lighting in their kitchen was a little bright at times, but it didn’t really make any sense to turn it off.

“Too bright. It’s giving me a headache.”

Now Will looked worried. He put his hand on Nico’s head and tilted back. He was trying to check Nico’s eyes.

Nico recoiled away from the light.

“I know, I know, I’m sorry,” Will apologized. “Did you hit your head at all when you fell?”

“I don’t think so…” Will blinked, taken aback. Nico didn’t remember?

Frantically Will started probing along Nico’s scalp, feeling for any indication of injury. What he found was a large very tender area on the back of Nico’s head.

He cursed.

“What’s wrong?” Nico asked. He looked to be feeling more and more uncomfortable with each passing minute.

“Do you feel dizzy at all?” Will asked. “Nauseous, blurred vision, anything like that?”

Nico pawed at his eyes again, which gave Will his answer to that question.

“I’m going to help you up slowly, okay? I think you hurt yourself a lot harder than you realize.” Nico looked unconvinced, going so far as to roll his eyes.

Will hooked his arm under Nico’s armpit, going as slow as possible to help get him on his feet. Nico looked a little unsteady. Even with Will holding on to him, he reached for the countertop to check his balance.

“Feeling okay?” Will asked.

Nico squeezed his eyes shut. “Feel nauseous,” he muttered. “Oh god, I’m gonna puke…”

“Okay, okay…” Will guided him over to the sink. He sounded a lot calmer than he felt. “The sink’s right in front of you, baby,” he said, rubbing his back gently.

Nico leaned forward, eyes still shut, and retched, a dribble of spit dropping into the sink basin. A few seconds later he heaved, vomit spraying from his lips.

He whimpered, retching loudly. As soon as Nico was finished, Will was rushing him to the hospital. He needed evaluated for a possible concussion.

“Shhh, it’s okay. I’ve got you. I’ll take care of you.”

non-conforming nico di angelo headcanons

•nico has always liked the way that makeup looks on people, but never really thought of wearing it himself •until hazel got this really pretty gloss from piper that hazel very swiftly determined wasn’t her color and never used •he picked it up and gave a big “why not?” shrug and applied it •he forgot he was wearing it when he went to dinner and was just chatting happily with hazel until will sat down and choked on his sprite •"i don’t know cpr will, please try harder not to die on me.“ "you’re wearing LIPGLOSS.” “well.. yes.” “WHY.” “why not?” •nico gets a fair share of looks around camp once he starts wearing lipgloss regularly, and it seems like the entire aphrodite cabin is just turning in on itself because they DESPERATELY want to latch onto him •he’s aware of this •he keeps them in suspense for a few weeks before arriving on their doorstep and asking “who’s down for a trip to sephora?” •to this day he’ll swear that the entire cabin raised their hands at once •( none of them deny it ) •he ends up taking only two of them and they are the first to learn that nico di angelo has a Thing for red lipstick •it’s not a subtle thing either, he literally just goes through brands selecting the reds that suit him best like it’s nothing •the aphrodite campers soon get their wits about them and the non-binary kid suggests nico try eyeliner •and it’s like a whole new world has opened up to nico •he’s absolutely HORRID at gel eyeliner tho, bless his heart •one of the sephora employees hooks him up with simple pens and pencils — all in black. •he’s bold with his lipstick, but his eyes will stay as black as his hair •while they’re on fifth avenue, they hit up some stores on hades’ dime and nico basically tears through zara like a tornado until he finds what he wants •what he wants is a little black dress that will go with his aviator jacket and combat boots •try as they may, the aphrodite kids cannot get nico to stop dressing like a punk rocker with a black amex card •will actually gets behind it pretty quickly, and makes regular checks of what nico has so he can buy him surprises •nico will actually constantly have his nails painted black •sometimes he paints a little sun on his middle finger •usually there’s a skull and crossbones painted on his thumb