FairyTears

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

MAGA thinks Nazis are good people and want every Confederate image/statue restored.

You can't take anything they say seriously.

'A Black Cat Holliday' by Charles Robinson, 1905.

lol

the only reason we talk about judaism as a “major world religion” is because the two largest religions in the world stole our shit and appropriated it to hell and back before ethnically cleansing us and making us ontologically evil according to the laws of their faith send tweet

can u give me a moment i'm being tormented by my chemically imbalanced brain

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

???

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

Asexual humor

Please, don’t kidnap the Aces. They tend to get nervous and confused when hid in clothing.

Leave Aces in their natural habitats. They aren’t pets, guys; they have complex needs and can become very aggressive and dangerous when threatened. Also, don’t feed wild Aces.

*wild Ace stares with wide eyes and skitters off into the distance*

These are just golden.

You don’t have an Angel or a Devil on your shoulder. You have an Angry Viking and 50’s House Wife.

Both are telling me to solve my problems with murder

The debate is over the method.

Agent of Chaos

I always see the first three panels and think “is this supposed to sound ridiculous? Bc I would love this”, completely forgetting about the last panel, which i then scroll down to and proceed to lose my shit

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

You will

Leaves are just so easy to love.

This further proves that some white people only want you to go back to work and endanger your and other people’s lives because they are facing minor inconveniences

drag her ass nancy drew!!!!

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child