to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be
Do I have to say that new @somerandomdudelmao update is heartbreaking? No? Okay, I'll say it.
ITS HEARTBREAKING
I watch with love and joy how Raph n Cass take care of Lil Casey and than BANG
I loved it, keep going
AND THE DINOSAUR'S TOPIC OH MI GOSH
This is the first thing I thought after seeing it
So here is my small montage for you all
The dynamic in Rise between the rest of the team and Leo is. so fucking funny. Because like you've got these three extremely talented individuals who all seem like perfectly reasonable people at first glance, right, but then if you squint hard enough you realize they're actually all batshit insane (affectionate) and the clown boy standing behind them is secretly their common sense.
Clown boy will occasionally put himself and the others in danger to Prove Himself or Prove Someone Wrong (see Minotaur Maze and the movie) but like otherwise... i think people forget Leo's overwhelmingly the voice of reason in most situations?
Raph, Mikey, and Donnie are all incredibly powerful boys with very specific skill sets. They are also, as a direct result of this, the WORST decision-makers on god's green earth lmao. When presented with a problem, Raph will smash, Donnie will blow shit up, and Mikey will razzmatazz. They will all run straight toward death with the same oblivious enthusiasm of a dog about to run straight into a screen door. None of them realize this and all of them think they are Extremely Good At Problem-Solving.
And the guy cursed with the common sense to realize this is literally the LAST person anyone would expect.
When you look closely, the entirety of Rise is actually a chronicle of Leo trying to find new and creative ways to keep this team of superpowered fools alive while simultaneously white-knuckling his Cool Fun Guy persona so the others don't realize he's secretly the Boring Responsible One. Haha, you know what would be Cool and Fun, guys? Not going after the Spine Breaking Bandit lol. Getting home before the sun goes up lol. Evacuating that civilian lol. Not telling the guy dangling me off a roof "you won't, no balls" lol.
The sacred struggle of every iteration of Leonardo is thanklessly wrangling the most trigger-happy siblings in the world, and Rise Leo has not escaped it. He just does an occasional shenanigan to avoid detection and his brothers fall for it every time.
considering they were palm sized as babies, i like to think they stayed pretty small until about their tweens when the human hormones kicked in and they all suddenly shot up
I was away for Peak Apple Harvesting Time and sixty billion birds and only one apple tree live in my backyard so coming home I was like "well I live alone and don't need that many apples so hopefully there are still a few there for my needs"
Yeah this'll be fine.
To clarify I have indeed lost the majority of the harvest and this is just the tail end of it. Apple trees simply do not know moderation.
I s2g you're the person in every freaking maths word problem about foodstuffs
This is just what having fruit trees is like.
You said the same thing about chickens and eggs. And some third thing I noticed but forgot about for not being as iconic.
Food production is wildly unbalanced when you live alone and are also lazy. Most of our domesticated food producers are either high-labour ground crops, or designed to provide food for multiple people. It's hard to very lazily produce just one food.
I have two lemon trees in my yard (planted by the previous inhabitants) and I am literally begging my neighbors to come take lemons. Please for the love of god take some of these lemons. I cannot possibly use this many lemons.
I solved my lemon problem by acquiring a stepbrother who makes alcohol. If you can get whoever is the Alcohol Brewing Dude in your family to make limoncello you can get rid of all of your lemons at once and also get some free thank-you booze.
the difference between how link does gender and how zelda does gender is that link decides what pronouns he’ll use that day based entirely on what outfit he’d like to wear, and zelda has a calendar up on the wall with five months blocked out weeks ahead of time and labeled “boy time”.
feb 2, elle emerson (@transsextual)
text description under the cut!
beautiful essential poetry of the moment
Would you blink already?!"
And the first shall be first And the last shall be last Cast your eyes to heaven You get a knife in the back Nobody's righteous Nobody's proud Nobody's innocent Now that the chips are down When the chips are down, by Anaïs Mitchell, Hadestown.
I will cling to any piece of lore as a starving crab holding a fish.
MY FISH.
⚠️FW at the end⚠️
POV Family therapist ^^
Context? Nah. Maybe later.
Have not animated in months and someone requested mikey angst ^^ so boom!
More art coming soon!
Glad this is done. Took forever.
Also note! If people really don’t like the flashing (at the very end) I can get rid of it! :]
official logo for TMNT Ashes! someone set the fucking sewer on fire
"I never meant to cause you any sorrow, I never meant to cause you any pain, I only wanted one time to see you laughing, I only wanted to see you laughing, In the purple rain." -Purple Rain, Prince
I made a fan comic of @somerandomdudelmao apocalyptic au!
This fan comic heavily references the episode "The little things."
I started this when the... *ahem* Donnie incident happened... ;w; Just a lil idea that isn't part of the au but that episode made me feel so many things I hadn't cried that hard over a character death in a while and this popped into my head immediately and I had to draw it.
So finally after almost a month I am done. XD I don't really have a style yet and I kinda just went straight in so the art looks different on every page but I just feel relieved to be done, this was so therapeutic I am obsessed with this au AUGH! So thank you, Cass!
The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.
when somebody says they’re “pro kink” online i have no choice but to assume they’re talking about some heinous shit & want to proudly advertise how they jerk off to racism or pedophilia or something like that with 0 social repercussions. but when somebody says they’re “anti kink” i have to assume they’re freaked out by dudes in harnesses or like feet & armpits or anything else that’s kind of weird but objectively harmless & they believe sex is a disgusting depraved act that should only be performed out of necessity for procreation & should never be spoken of much less celebrated. what a world