Winnie the Pooh loves your pronouns

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op was a terf so i’m stealing this post:

In honor of Britney Spears’ birthday (December 2), I want to remind everyone that this woman was publically ostracized for struggling with the onset of mental illness, divorce, and losing custody of her children after years of media scrutiny and hypersexualization starting at the age of 17. No, she is not just a crazy woman who shaved her head. She’s the victim of an industry that loves to build a woman up before tearing her down.

ridiculous 

She committed a crime omfg

Now THIS is quality television.

I see Mexican entertainment has its competition

For anyone wondering what this is from, it’s from a show called Laughter in Waikiki/Welcome to Waikiki! Would highly recommend it, the whole show is absolutely hilarious!

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

God damn. For that one word?

What’s the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one

It is. From different shows. I’m assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The “super” part I’m not sure about

Times are changing.

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

New favorite cryptid: locals

Trixie sounds like the teasing yet over protective older sister of a 90s sitcom and I’m here for it

Trixie doesn’t have time for your drama Barbara (delta)

My last remaining brain cell, watching as I continue to be a dumb bitch

Lala play too much ⚰⚰⚰

Show me your eggplant? Is that a thing people say? WTF

the only true ally

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤