Did we want another chance to unlock the secret vault?

I have made it so that the goal amount (written out) looks a lot different from the actual votes (in numerical form). I hope this helps everyone understand their vote and the current tally.

It's also the same vault as before, with the same thing inside.

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

almost time

it’s time

quick what is everyone doing right now

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

Käyn yllättävän usein kirjoittaessani tällä sivustolla:

tää sivusto on moderni versio siitä ku 1800-luvun alussa joku hieno kartturiherra on mennyt pitäjään ja kysellyt paikallisilta kylän lähialueiden nimiä ja vastaukset on olleet tasoa "toi on pitkäjärvi ku se on pitkä ja toi on naimasaari ku antti ja liisa pani siellä joskus"

hieno tieteenala

Mummo kerto et sen kotikunnalla on Tuhmakoski ja sen nimi tuli siitä, ku kartantekijä ei kehannu kirjottaa paikallisten käyttämää nimeä Vittukoski

The girl reading this

Who

She's experiencing the flow of time in a nonlinear fashion

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

★This is for a larger poll! Matchups are chosen at random. Choose your favorite, whoever wins moves on to the next round!★

The framing of this just cracks me up every time.

IHMISET HUOMIO

Ihmiset, me ei voida antaa nationalisteille ja rasisteille yhtään enempää Suomen symboleja. Leijonaa aletaan jo pelkäämään ja en itsekkään viitsi käyttää vakunasormustani koska joku saattaisi luulla punaista persettäni rasistiseksi paskakoneistoksi. Meidän pitää alkaa käyttää Suomen lippua vapauden ja suvaitsevaisuuden symbolina. Iskekää siniristilippu salkoon, naamaan, selkään, hihaan tai seinään ja kirjoittakaa joku vapautta innoittava slogan kuten “Meidän Kaikkien Suomi” tai muuta hienoa. Tehdään Suomenlipusta ylpeydellä kannettava symboli joka kertoo avoimmuudesta uutta kohtaan. Me ollaan kaikki samanlaisia sisällä.

Tehdään Suomesta kaikkien Suomi! Jakakaa sanaa eteenpäin! SUOMI ON KAIKILLE

Otetaan nyt porukalla se leijonakin akaisin. Miten ois, kaikki laittaa ikoniinsa päälle leijonan tai jotain? Minä oon mukana.

Vois muuten tota ikonihommaa kokeilla mut ei oikee mun ikoniin luonnistu. Pitäskö koittaa tehä sellane banneri jos ois sitte vaik Suomen vaakuna ja lippu ja joku iskulause tyyliin “Suomen symbolit eivät kuulu rasisteille!” tai “Leijona takaisin rasisteilta” tai vaan yksinkertasest yllä ehdotettu “Suomi kuuluu meille kaikille”

Oikeestaan, viittiskö joku tehä mulle sellasen ku omat taitoni näis asiois on huonommat ku huonot ja haluisin oikeest nätin ja artsyn siit enkä jotai paskasta mitä ehkä ite onnistuisin vaan tekemään…

Ja siis nyt ihan oikeesti perkele kaikki tekemään tästä juttu! Pistäkää tumblriin ja pistäkää twitteriin ja kertokaa kavereille ja kaikkee!

Alotin nyt helposta ja tein pride-leijonia ikoneita!

Nää on ihan super hienoja!

Mä ainakin jäin kaipaamaan tätä uutta lesbolippua joten tein oman ja ajattelin jakaa sen tässä jos ei haittaa (siin on se originaali ja sen yksinkertaistettu versio)

Laitetaan nää taas kiertoon pide-kuukauden kunniaksi

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

Incredibly cool Finnish law. Wish this was more common.

Reminder that 14 of the top 20 highest speeding fines ever given to people are from Finland.

I feel like Sappho is probably going to come out on top here but I'm curious what everyone's Poetry Hot Takes are

I remember in high school my geography teacher said humans will choose to live in unbeatable heat over unbearable cold, but nearly every single person I've met in my life has said they'd rather die in the cold than live in the heat, so now I thought to myself why not outsource this question!

no fahrenheit because if i have to google the answers on polls with no celcius, so do you

I’m very tired. you probably heard that Russia destroyed the Kakhovka Dam to slow Ukraine’s counter offensive. here’s something I didn’t quite realize: since this February, the Russians operated the dam in juuuuust the right way so that as much water would build up as possible when the snow melted and spring showers started. and then they blew the whole thing up.

40,000 people may need to be evacuated. I don’t really have the energy to say anything else right now.

Hospitallers Medical Battalion: actual angels can confirm. they’re combat-zone medical services - you know how humanitarian groups like MFS and Red Cross have to pause operations due to the Russians fucking shooting at humanitarian zones? yeah, these guys don’t pause for bullets, they fucking walk into them and they bring out anyone they can.

Serhiy Prytula Charity Foundation: you can choose from a number of various fundraiser projects here, if you’re feeling particularly picky. for those of you who balk at the idea of supporting anything military just please remember that things like vehicles and drones aren’t just for military use, they’re also for evacuation and finding the wounded and they’re fucking vital.

KSE Foundation: similar to the above, KSE has multiple projects you can choose from to donate to. looking at it right now, one of the projects with the lowest amounts of money raised thus far - despite being started in April - is Seeds for Ukraine, which will help Ukraine recover from the ecological devastation Russia has been wreaking (and with Ukraine, the countries that rely on Ukraine’s grain exports that Russia keeps trying to steal).

Come Back Alive: do these guys even need the introduction? they’re Come Back Alive. I’m kissing all of them.

United24: Zelenskyy’s brain child, and the official fundraising platform of Ukraine. Mark Hamill recommends the fundraisers for drones in particular.

UAnimals: Nova Kakhovka’s zoo got… pretty much completely swept away. all zoo residents except the birds have drowned. UAnimals has tried throughout the occupation to keep the animals safe, and they’ve been reporting on the status of the zoo. I don’t really know what to say except that I hope they’re able to save the pets and strays in the towns along the river.

You can find NGOs specific to evacuation efforts in this post; please signal boost it as well. I’ve listed them but am leaving the links for the op post.

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞