gonna be honest with you tumblr staff no significant number of new users are signing up for this website

they're talking about fridges in the severance subreddit and i was like wow we're really running out of things to discuss but actually these are great. look at mark's depression fridge and cobel's insane meals

Kim Kitsuragi

a Maserati

hot toddy

on the potty

you guys gotta cut out the tiktok logo at the end. it's loud and jarring and makes the video not loopable. are we wild beasts

cock and ball tonsure

how is this a real movie and not an SNL skit about severance

terry pratchett mozart neil gaiman salieri

you need a really high IQ to understand jean vicquemare. his depression is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of psychiatric theory most of his self-deprecating jokes will go over a typical player's head. his fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of jean, to realise that he's not just an asshole—LIFE has been an asshole to HIM. as a consequence people who dislike jean truly ARE idiots—of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the anguish in jean's existential catchphrase "i have clinical depression", which itself is a cryptic reference to the state of his mental health. i'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as jean's genius wit unfolds itself on their gaming devices.

19. he/him. choleric. holy roman empire 👑 DNI martin luther stans, pagans, transubstantiation antis, and unmarried women over forty. please hard block if you consume the bible critically.

social media AUs aren't interesting because theyre not about the characters as middle schoolers doing kin drama on tumblr

avatar the last airbender but instead of the creators being orientalist theyre european medievalists and its based on the four humors