Here’s to naive 2015 me, thinking no one seriously believes in the flat earth, from 2023 me who has a relative openly believing in it.
Section 31 is still happening
I’m gonna be super sad if my favorite ken isn’t in the Barbie movie. Earring magic Ken.
So Knives Out takes place in the fall in New England and Glass Onion is in the summer in Greece.
Petition for Knives Out 3 to take place in a mountain ski resort. If only to see Benoit Blanc in a funky snowsuit.
Twitter is in denial over Benoit being gay.
juulcourse
abab
assigned born at birth
assigned baby at birth
all babies are bastards
Dunno who needs to hear this, but if anyone is considering getting into fan vidding, and you’re either young or on a budget, get the base M2 Mac Mini and use the free version of DaVinci Resolve. You’ll spend less than 600 bucks, and have a super capable machine. With Resolve you’ll be able to do almost everything (probably everything) older experienced editors could do on premiere pro or Vegas, and it’s fairly user friendly with tons of tutorials on YouTube.
Been living on my switch, not sure what you can do as friends on switch other than see what they’re playing but feel free to send friends request:
I’m : SW 458741661602
Eta: I’m playing Luigi’s mansion atm and am doing raids in violet, will probably get scarlet right before the dlc drops, will definitely be getting sword and shield + DLC and will take recommendations
Daniel Craig going from walking glorification of womanizing and state sanctioned violence to funny little guy in an outfit helping ladies out with problems while married to Hugh Grant is literally the glow up of all time.
Watched Glass Onion with my Mother, her hot take is “Birdie was just too stupid to know what she did was wrong, unlike the rest of them”
They were ALL stupid, that was the point. She may have been dumb enough to not get she was contracting a sweatshop for her sweatpants, because she didn’t know what a sweatshop WAS, but she knew what they did to Andi was some bullshit.
Phillip: Blanc. Benoit: …. Phillip: Blanc. You were snooping. Benoit: (scoffs) Hardly.
love love love that the guy who carried around a gun on his waist everywhere he went cause "you never know when shit's gonna go down" did not carry an epipen for his lethal food allergy
My love for Benoit Blanc knows no bounds. He's just some guy, he's a genius, he's the new Poirot, he encourages women to speak their mind at people who screw them over, he hates rich people, he's married to malewife Hugh Grant, he dresses like a 70s queer man with access to online shopping, he has no consistent accent other than Vaguely American Southern, he can solve any mystery, he cannot win Among Us, and I would marry the hell out of him him if I wasn't a lesbian and he wasn't a gay dude.
Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.
#the hercule periot of our generation#write me 35 books about this southern dandy bringing down greedy shitheads with the help of clever minority women he collects#…ects like the doctor collects young British women#and his husband can tag along sometimes#they should talk on the phone a couple of times each act
I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is