m-rage-deactivated20230612
Oh I’m SO sorry my dick literally bounces when I look at you 🙄
I really want to go back to Paris next Summer. 23 years is too long to be away. Anyone want to voyage a France 🇫🇷
If people don't admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.
Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.
This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they'd be appalled that you'd ever say such a thing. It's just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people's drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.
Also caffeine is a drug but like, it's so baked into our culture because so many people rely on it to get through the workday, which should really say something about our relationship with work but that's not a conversation the powers that be are eager to have
one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were
this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.
The pride month is ending so the pridemon decided to give us two last queers on the road, god bless
“They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em” BABYGIRL COME HERE. NEOW.
"Can't you just be a girl"
"Not everyone is accepting as me"
"It's easier this way"
"Easier for who?"
Wow. They were right.
Those queers really can code.
i don't wanna use dating apps. i want to meet someone on the train and have one incredible night walking through the city together. we don't exchange numbers but promise to meet in the same spot in exactly a year. we do.