upon the ledges of our lives

— June 1, 1912 / Franz Kafka diaries

'how fucked up would it be if there was a ghost' how fucked up would it be if there WASN'T a ghost

Forever thinking about how, on election day in 2016, I wore a shirt with an American flag on it because it was what was clean. And the 20-ish year old bagging my groceries made a snide remark about it, followed by 'I didn't vote, they're all the same anyways.' And a fellow grocery worker chimed in agreement that he wasn't voting for the same reason.

And now I can't go to a local drag event without having to walk through a gauntlet of nazis.

I realize that the election is a year and a half away, but please don't fall for the 'they're the same' rhetoric this time around. Both candidates will suck, but they'll suck in different ways and one of them wants my community dead.

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good.

losing my mind over this list of 17th/18th century quaker names

PEACE LOVE ON PLANET EARTH

tag yourself i’m Experience Cuppage

had a weird dream where ophelia got stuck in a timeloop that restarted every time hamlet died & she killed herself to get out of it but then the narrative passed the timeloop onto horatio & he realized that there was an audience/god that loved hamlet to ruin

Art by Dolaana Davaá

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

…has this been done before

i’m too lazy to redo this right now but swap out alakazam for a malamar on Adrian’s lineup as per that sweet sweet squid incident. 35 minutes ago.

We should piss on the poor

How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

generate a random wikipedia article

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

I keep thinking about this post. Did you let me? As in did you not save me? and Did you let me? as in did you allow me the comfort of your embrace at the expense of your own pain, knowing tomorrow I would be back and fine but you’d still be feeling my blood against your skin?

Did you let me die in your arms?

This video is so much better than it looks like it'll be.

King Midas's touch but it's that every time you win a prize this happens to it

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

contractually obligated to post this screenshot