KITTY FACTS!!!!!!!!!!
you might
find kitties (🦇) in the forgotten castle!!!
!
mew mew mreow!!
KITTY FACTS!!!!!!!!!!
^ kitty!!!!
CARTOON AFFIRMATIONS
- This cliff KEEPS GOING under my feet
- This tunnel i painted WILL take me through the mountain
- This comically timed stick of dynamite WILL NOT blow up in my face
this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.
can someone help me become an uxorious poster
KITTY FACTS!!!!!!!!!!
you might
find kitties (🦇) in the forgotten castle!!!
!
hey. hey do you know what blood is made of?
oh its gotta be ghosts. its ghosts for sure. just packed full of em
guess who broke 2 of his fingers
i was saving a building from a burning orphan... if anyone wants to know
mail them to me
it may be a little hard to mail an orphan to you but I'll do what I can
for fuck's sake raise your reading comprehension. I so OBVIOUSLY asked you to mail the building
the building is actually going through a rough time just now and I don't know if traveling is a good idea for her
okay mail me your fingers then i just need proof
Instructions unclear: I cut off the orphan's fingers to make them pay for what they did to poor Ktírio and I'm now mailing the severed fingers to you
Hmm potion
will that make the orphan's fingers grow back?
Who said the potion was for the orphan
please? their parents are really angry at me for what I did to their child's fingers
Cut off their fingers and give them to me too i wont mind some extra soup
alright I'll cut them off just n- soup? you put fingers in soup? that can only mean one thing...
You'll be hanged before me Christ's Cock. You'll be nailed even.
I was thinking more of burning you at the steake but alright
excuse me but i should like a steak please.
wooden or human?
Methinks the flavor of both would be greatly improved with some charring, yet I shall resist to the woody temptations and take the human flesh.
instructions unclear again: I have cut a piece of pinocchio's ass off and am now serving it to you
a tumblr post
where can i get one of those?
i think twitter has them
A kitty wizard that has a ball of yarn for the orb they ponder and at the center of the yarn is a portal that is whispering the maddening truths of an ancient and powerful being. However, the kitty is too sillay, so they remain unaffected.
annulling my marriage to the evil duke just to feel something
a newfound sense of freedom & poisoned dagger in my back
Was the dagger at least a nice one? Well honed, maybe a jeweled hilt that makes a nice keepsake? Perhaps the dagger had a friendly demeanor last one I got stabbed with was just a jerk about it, made fun of me for not being immortal, which is just rude, you know? I can't help that I'm allergic to iron.
it was kinda nondescript to be honest. id think he'd do more for me after three years together like orchestrating a cave in or maybe trying to incite a public execution but no. clearly our relationship meant nothing to him if he's stooping to the level of hiring private assassins
annulling my marriage to the evil duke just to feel something
a newfound sense of freedom & poisoned dagger in my back
had to quit my job at the eyeball mill. yeah, where they mill eyeballs. they axed dental
How was the vision coverage?
bad but you know i embezzled like hell. i came in at 20/20 sight and left with like 200000/20
annulling my marriage to the evil duke just to feel something
had to quit my job at the eyeball mill. yeah, where they mill eyeballs. they axed dental
"Woo-ee-ooh i am running from five daculas" - Buddy Holly from WHEEZER after i unleash my quintuple dacula attack,
"ohhhhh, my smart tv. you just hit it with a slice of moldy cheese" - dragon from imagine dragon when I trip and drop a week old ham and swiss,
"Woo-ee-ooh i am running from five daculas" - Buddy Holly from WHEEZER after i unleash my quintuple dacula attack,