Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest
Birthday
maintenance man!joel x f!reader / 3.6k
A/N: Based on a little ask from @littlevenicebitch69 that I’ve been holding onto because it never truly felt like the right time. But with her permission, I give you the filthiest/softest💀/most porn packed mm!joel part we’ve ever seen. FOR FREE?????
Warnings:🔞 Infidelity. 🚨Dubcon🚨(she cries & Joel doesn’t let up). Dirty talk. Bondage. Overstimulation. Vibrator use. A little bit of ass play(Joel licks it). Thigh spank. Choking. Spitting. Squirting. Multiple orgasms (7 for reader bc I say what goes). Unprotected piv sex. Creampie. Oral(f!receiving). Rough!joel. Mean!joel. Soft!joel (trifecta). Cuddly!joel💀. Reader cries and is in a lot of pain, exhaustion & arousal by the end of this.
As always: Can be read in any order/stand alone
Joel gets the best birthday gift he’s ever received...
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‘Happy Birthday Handsome😘’
Read at 8:57a.m this morning and no response. Joel Miller, leaving you on fucking read - on his birthday.
You huff around your place most of the day. Staring at the cake in the box in front of you, then staring at the little gift box on your bed.
Debating on if you should just throw it all out.
So you text him again.
‘I got ya somethin’
You tap the edges of your phone and purse your lips, biting on the inside of your cheek as you’re slumped into your couch.
being a princess' most trusted handmaiden,,,,,her closest confidante her best friend her humble servant above all else. when the princess wants your company its always granted. none of the suspicion of a man being in her chambers late at night, a position her knight doesn't even hold. able to touch her daily as many only wish to do. and how lucky you are, to feel that coveted place between her legs, pressed against your very own tender cunt. because no one suspects the princess gets her goodnight kisses in the form of her clit bumbing against yours under the covers you just made up for her. no one suspects those petal soft lips of her highness to have tasted where you're wet and wanting until you're gasping for breath.
if he was my man id fold him so cozy into a dumpling & set him afloat in soup the perfect temperature to keep him warm
The threatened heirs || Daemon Targaryen x Reader
A/N: This fic is a combination of two requests, one was about a niece! Targaryen x Daemon and the other one was about Otto Hightower trying to clear the path for his daughter's children for the throne! I hope you like this one! <3
The day you married Daemon was also the last day that you saw your father and sister. Rhaenyra was sad watching you leave, but she couldn't do much about it. You were happy with your now husband. Daemon decided to leave King's Landing unable to stay even a second longer in the same place as Otto Hightower. He knew the man was always planning something, and now with you and him getting married your claim to the throne became even stronger. It would be no surprise if the second you become with child they would try and murder you. Your father, the King, was clueless and that's what made you even angrier. He was turning a blind eye to all the warnings from his closest people. Whatever you, Rhaenyra or Daemon said, he refused to listen to it,only trusting his Hand.
Reblogging one of my personal favorites
"Drunken Words Speak Sober Thoughts" - Daemon Targaryen x Reader
a/n: request from a lovely anon, hope you enjoy ❤️
Summary: Daemon grows irate when he learns that you, the object of his affections, have been betrothed to Ser Gwayne Hightower.
TW: profanity, innuendo, she/her pronouns, AFAB reader, f*ngering, p in v sex, size k*nk, breeding k*nk, alcohol consumption
Word Count: 1,750 words
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them. I do not own any of the images used nor do I claim to own them.
Comments, likes, and reblogs are never required but are immensely appreciated ❤️
i pray that aug, sep, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open and opportunities
I'm a sucker for a fucked up relationships. It's about that unhinged obsession. Limitless devotion. Love to the point of destruction.
Don't get fooled by the kinky stuff. All I wanna do is snuggle down close to someone in bed and sleep and feel warm and safe
a princess and her knight is so romantic so carnal wdym you'd happily die for me lay down your life for me spend every night standing at my door and take a vow of celibacy so you can fill your day with just the task of looking after me? do u want to fuck just say that.
