Apocalypse prevented indefinitely bc Fenrir will not swallow the sun unless it’s wrapped in bologna or perhaps covered in peanut butter
i slather peanut butter on the sun and get excited when Fenrir finally puts it in his mouth but he just sucks the peanut butter off and spits it right back out
yes
Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?
ah i've woken up! time to start the day! *falls back asleep instantly*
my music taste is so banger i will listen to songs i like and be like hey i really like those
writing is the worst i love it so much i hate it with a burning passion i treasure it with my entire heart
Well, it’s not that much more dramatic than running off to become a pirate, is it?
This is giving Romanov family celebrating their 300th anniversary in 1913 with the most pomp and pegeantry the Russian Empire had ever seen at the same time most of the Russian population were starving to death.
They were gone 5 years later
just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it
#kind of a milf reblog
I won't apologize
How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr
discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care
this post has been up for a month and brought me endless joy. here are some names from the notes
theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox
theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees
theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards
i would. maybe like to be held. squished a bit. i'd make a great stress toy
glad to see we're all doing great and none of us are touch starved at all
of course i have a praise kink, i'm a burnt out former gifted child.
