Alright I’m gonna post the months-old Gotham fanart sitting in my art folder
[click for better quality, I drew this on my phone]
People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.
Oswald gets a Twitter and it goes exactly how you would expect. This is a joke. Oswald is terrible here.
Ed: "We need a new strategy if you want to get reelected as Mayor."
Oswald: "No we don't. I always win."
Ed: "You've lost favor with the 18 to 30 demographics. My projects show that you're probably not going to win."
Oswald: "So what? Open a new park for the kid to play in?"
Ed: "Comments like that need to stop. Social medial is very popular. Most don't watch the news anymore. You could make an account and post your policies and interact with them."
Oswald: "Fine I'll interact with the poor."
Ed: "On second thought, I'll run it for you. You don't have to do anything."
*3 months after Ed made Oswald an Twitter. It is a very formal and boring Twitter. It oozes fakeness. Ed is mad that his plan isn't working. Oswald has just figured out the password.*
Oswald: "This doesn't sound like me at all! What are these replies?"
"Hi Ed."
"We know Oswald doesn't know how to use the internet."
"If you're going to post for Oswald you could at least not make it sound exactly like your twitter."
"Edward we know you are dying to post riddles, do it."
"How much do you guys want to bet that Oswald has no idea that this exists?"
"#LetOswaldTweet"
Oswald: "So much for Ed's plan, outsmarted by the general public. Oh wait. There's a news section on here?"
Oswald clicks the news tab and immediately sees a tweet with a picture of Ed and a man he has never seen before.
"Nygma's new fling?" The text reads.
Oswald immediately pushes the blue plus button and starts a new tweet.
"Edward Nygma is a whore." And pushes tweet.
Oswald then shuts his phone off and falls asleep on the couch without another thought.
3 hours later.
Ed: "Wake up!"
Oswald awakes to find a very angry Ed and Oswald's assistant.
Ed shoving his phone in Oswald's face: "What the actual hell is this?"
Oswald squints at the screen now blasting him with a bright light. When his eyes finally adjust he sees his Twitter profile.
Oswald: "I'm connecting with the younger generation." Oswald shrugged.
Ed: "This is not what I meant and you know that! I told you I'd deal with it!"
Oswald: "Yeah you were really connecting with three likes per tweet and no retweets... whatever the fuck that means."
Ed to the assistant: "I'm going to kill him."
The assistant: "...well I hate to say this but Oswald's tweet went viral."
Ed: "Yes it can be seen as a disgusting disease."
The assistant: "No it's a good thing. 300 thousand likes, 70 thousand retweets, and 95 thousand comments. You're both now trending on Twitter. #EdIsAWhore, EdIsntAWhore, and OswaldHacked. Are all trending."
Oswald: "Hacked?"
Ed: "They're debating if someone broke into your account and started tweeting like they were you."
Oswald: "Like I could get hacked."
Ed and the assistant walk away to discuss what to do. They're still in the room just farther away from Oswald.
Oswald taking offense to the hacking comments decides to prove it is him. As Ed argues with the assistant, Oswald takes a picture of Ed and quickly types a new tweet.
It takes 15 minutes for Ed to notice what Oswald has done.
Ed: "OSWALD COBBLEPOT WHY IS MY ASS TRENDING ON TWITTER?"
Oswald: "This app is great."
Ed: "What does this even mean?"
"That tweet was as real as Ed's ass"
Oswald: "They needed to know as mayor I cannot be hacked. I'm too strong. I gave you a complement. Your ass is real, is it not?"
Assistant: "That is harassment."
Ed: "Why did someone reply with your picture that they edited with a yellow sponge licking me. What does that even mean?"
Oswald: "What?" He quickly starts reading the comments.
Ed reading off the replies:
"God damn."
"I see why Oswald thirsts for Ed."
"Oswald is down bad for real."
"I could fix him."
"Good for him."
"The riddle suits aren't doing you justice."
"I could make him worse."
"Can I vote for Ed's butt?"
"RiddleDaddy"
"I'm about to risk it all."
"You guys shouldn't be thirsting for him. Aren't you afraid what Oswald will do?"
"His ass is worth it. See you all on the otherside."
"Maybe Ed isn't a whore. He can't help it if everyone wants a piece."
"Yall need therapy."
"His ass is a 10 but he constantly says riddles."
Ed: "Wow. I didn't know I was this popular. You know what? This was a good move. Your assistant says you're up 12 points."
Oswald: "Fuck that! How do I delete this? Why do they all want you? That isn't allowed! Of course you'd be into this you God damn attention whore."
Ed: "This is your punishment. Deal with it. I changed the password."
Oswald: "Ed no!"
Ed: "I have 3 thousand new followers. Cool."
Oswald: "They just want picture of your ass. They don't care about your riddles!"
Ed: "You don't care either."
Oswald: "I love your stupid riddles! Delete your account and tell me more."
Ed: "...No."
New crossover! Don't think i was over with only one,hope you like it o((*^▽^*))o
Fascinating
They're almost* literally this song
So does crocodile stop mihawk from almost eating buggy or is that alvida and mr 3 job?
No one 😔
Mihawk just doesn't goes through with his words about that
ughghghufughgfhuugf their backs towards each other thats so much trust im gonna implode
also finally we have a date for season 2 lets GOOOO
Sooo,i'm like alredy almost at the half end of Impel Down and i wanted to make a drawings of the other characters like Ivan-san, Inazuma,Mr3,Bon-chan,Buggy,etc..
But i just can't not do one of Saldeath,since his fist appeareance i was like: He's so tiny and could kick my ass so easy but still he is so adorable
Sooo,i got new ideas for more drawings of Disney x One piece so If you liked the Hancock and Kuzco drawing get ready for more >:3
BNHA INCORRECT QUOTES
Kaminari: *holding the camera up such that it captures both Kaminari and Todoroki in frame* In today’s episode of Todoroki’s Conspiracy Corner -
Todoroki: The dorms are haunted.
Kaminari: Apparently! And we’re here today, ready to hunt and capture us some evidence. Check it out guys, we have the entire suite of equipment ready. *camera pans to table in front of them, an entire spread of ghost hunting equipment ready* Todoroki, care to share with the world how we got the funding for said equipment?
Todoroki: Thanks for your credit card, dad!
Kaminari: And there we have it. Anyway! It’s 3 in the morning. The witching hour. And we have -
*twin screams from Kami and Todo*
*We see a tall figure emerge from the toilet. Long hair over it’s pale face, drenched and dripping*
Shinsou: *playing along; in a spooky voice* the souls of the departed ~
Todoroki: Oh, it’s only Shinsou.
Kaminari: *disgruntled mumbling* Might as well be a ghost.
Shinsou: :)
A friend show me these challenge on Instagram and i said,why not? So,here it is
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
Happy pride to everyone :3
New art! This is Kris,he is Lilith's older brother :3
Sooo- I just finish Amazon Lily and i must say that Hancock remind me a little bit of Kuzco,more especifically the part when she trow Elder Nyon out the window just like Kuzco with the old man that trew off hid groove
Here it is! I hope you like it,i personally enjoy finishing this one,especially how it turn out Hancock's dress