I need clear instructions for every small task and conversation in my life or else I embarrass myself but it’s okay I’m handling it fine 

happy pride month i guess 😒

the key to my fragile heart. ෆ⌢ 🗝

also wear lingerie. next question

istg when i got to ikea the djungelskog bear looked so familiar and now i know why 😭 

things to say to a person having a weed panic attack

damn that sounds really scary. ive never heard of that ever happening to anyone else who did weed. you probably broke your brain and it's gonna be stuck like that forever

You Need To Listen.

And other monkeys.

joses deductions since they werent on the wiki

Naib voice: I can fix him but whatever’s wrong with him is way funnier

no one knows what this website looks like anymore it doesnt exist to the general public

l + ratio + i hope she made lotsa spaghetti + imma firin mah lazer + doctor octagonapus blagh + hey have you heard of the 'i like trains' kid + don't mine at night + all you have to do is take a cup of flour add it to the mix + do u liek waffles + i made you a cookie but i eated it

Their lore together is very interesting