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All facts reported herein are made up and presented for entertainment and satire. If any facts posted by this site are true, it is only by mistake. Now you can't sue me.

The need to defecate is not normal for humans. What we feel is actually a government program to spray “pooping gas” posing as contrails to make us think we have to poop, for the benefit and profit of the toilet paper industrial complex.

Forbidden Planet (1956, Fred M. Wilcox)

Scariest scene in Forbidden Planet before he Morbs all over Frank Drebin.

She is Morbius, daughter of Morbius. Forbidden Planet tells the tale of Morbius, who landed on the planet Morbius where the Morbians have morbed themselves into morblivion. Morbius morbs the morbian morb orb to morb his daughter Morbius, but when he morbs the newcomers with whom Morbius has fallen in lorb, Morbius morbself morbs all the morbian morbs into morbian morbidity.

It is based on "The Tempest" by William Shakespeare.

When will it rain

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Not until you refill your clouds.

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Brb refilling clouds with dr pepper

For the love of god don't give them ideas.

The Cola Clouds of the 1980s are still causing environmental effects across the globe from which we may never recover. My own parents died in a flash Mountain Dew flood.

I still remember the tragic day spain's clouds were filled with red bull

That day, the rain in Spain was mainly aspartame.

It was a Taurine-tial downpour!

When will it rain

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Not until you refill your clouds.

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Avatar

Brb refilling clouds with dr pepper

For the love of god don't give them ideas.

The Cola Clouds of the 1980s are still causing environmental effects across the globe from which we may never recover. My own parents died in a flash Mountain Dew flood.

I still remember the tragic day spain's clouds were filled with red bull

That day, the rain in Spain was mainly aspartame.