Where does the name "Tears of the Kingdom" come from anyway? I haven't seen any kingdoms crying yet.
Tears as in places where something has been torn. It's about how Hyrule was torn up into Skyrule, Hyrule, and Delaware.
Though Tears of the Kingdom features over 50 armor sets, several were still cut from the final game such as the Denim Set, which included the Jorts, Jean Jacket, and Jeandana. When upgraded, the armor gave Link the ability to operate vehicles with one arm hanging out the window.
They are still available after you upgrade the jainmail set, but the joe and jarrows are not.
Though Tears of the Kingdom features over 50 armor sets, several were still cut from the final game such as the Denim Set, which included the Jorts, Jean Jacket, and Jeandana. When upgraded, the armor gave Link the ability to operate vehicles with one arm hanging out the window.
With the success of the new Zelda game, CBS has teamed up with Nintendo to air a live action series based on the franchise and their most popular media. CSI: Hyrule will begin production this year, and due to the writer's strike, it will be the first fully AI written show in network history.
Ancient medicine believed there were only four bodily fluids called the “humors.” These included blood, mucus, bile, and mayonnaise, which was later discovered to be not a natural part of the human body, but a natural part of egg salad.
Fake Zelda World Record?
With the announcement of the first world record for the new Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom, there is a new controversy- Is Willy Mitchum's high score faked? Here are some key facts that suggest it may be:
- The run was posted several days before the game was released, suggesting this may have been an illegal bootleg copy.
- Instead of the Switch logo at the beginning, the logo says "Unregistered Hypercam 2," which is not a Nintendo system.
- Several Chuchus appear to spawn in a "T-Pose." This is not a normal glitch as Chuchus do not have any limbs.
- Though common playthroughs of the game can feature construction of various vehicles, the Dragster built in this game crosses all of Hyrule in 5.51 seconds, which should not be possible.
- When link sets the band stage on fire early in the run, the audience stays in their seats. In normal play, they run away, suggesting that the fire festival was a scam.
- Zelda's name in the cutscenes is frequently misspelled "Zelle" and she is unable to give link any rupees because she claims his bank account is not connected, despite him confirming the routing number many, many times.
- Mitchum has the high score of 1,062,801 points, but the new Zelda game does not keep track of "points" at all.
- This screencap of the 100% completion screen does not appear in the regular Switch version of the game:
- The ball pit was pathetic:
Fake Zelda World Record?
With the announcement of the first world record for the new Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom, there is a new controversy- Is Willy Mitchum's high score faked? Here are some key facts that suggest it may be:
- The run was posted several days before the game was released, suggesting this may have been an illegal bootleg copy.
- Instead of the Switch logo at the beginning, the logo says "Unregistered Hypercam 2," which is not a Nintendo system.
- Several Chuchus appear to spawn in a "T-Pose." This is not a normal glitch as Chuchus do not have any limbs.
- Though common playthroughs of the game can feature construction of various vehicles, the Dragster built in this game crosses all of Hyrule in 5.51 seconds, which should not be possible.
- When link sets the band stage on fire early in the run, the audience stays in their seats. In normal play, they run away, suggesting that the fire festival was a scam.
- Zelda's name in the cutscenes is frequently misspelled "Zelle" and she is unable to give link any rupees because she claims his bank account is not connected, despite him confirming the routing number many, many times.
- Mitchum has the high score of 1,062,801 points, but the new Zelda game does not keep track of "points" at all.
- This screencap of the 100% completion screen does not appear in the regular Switch version of the game:
Naturally as soon as I get it for $70 on Switch the next week it's out for PS5 at $59.99. I bet it's 4K and 60fps too.
is there any particularly reasoning in league of legends ability to suck even the strongest among us into its hole
I don't know much about League of Legends, but had a roommate once who played it. He was in grad school for programming and I never saw him go to a class, nor do anything on his computer other than play League of Legends. He slept regularly but i never saw him eat. He often had a couple bananas on his desk, despite never leaving to shop as far as I ever saw. He never ate the bananas. They always rotted away and were then replaced with fresh ones, which would then rot as he sat there for hours, days, months playing League of Legends. Whatever was going on, it does indeed seem to have quite a hold on people who lack a strong will of their own.
Unrelated, I will be away from the blog for the foreseeable future as Zelda needs my help and I can't stop trying to build the perfect log-tank to rescue her. I gave it canons and lasers and 16 wheels but I'm still trying to get it to fly. After that I need some molduga bone weapons because I have lots of gnarled sticks and some armor that gives a 180% buff to bone weapons, so I had to unlock the house building mechanic to store them and accidentally walked into a cutscene for a major regional phenomenon quest and have to explore the last few lightroots there before I can get the device machine that gives control sticks.
Why is the McDonalds Ice Cream Machine always broken? Who broke it in the first place?
A friend of mine worked at McDonalds for almost a year, and of the 300ish days he worked there, about 250 it was broken. The machines are prone to breaking not so much because they are sensitive to alignments and such, but because of the human cost of keeping them operating.
The common McCream Supreme Machine is based on a prototype from 1940s, when rules for food prep were very different. The prototype, known by the Los Alamos McDevelopment Team as the "Demon McCream-core" was pretty dangerous, using numerous blades and grinders to crush ice for future creaming. About ten of the lab's fifteen employees were at various times injured, some severely, by the Demon McCream-core. Team leader Ronald McDoppenheimer was adamant though that the machine be perfected.
Working around the clock, most of the injured employees got their hair caught in the machine at some point. For the final tuning before the machine was registered for reproduction and shipping, McDoppenheimer set the device's systems without knowing that it did in fact contain almost a pound of hair at the time. Thus to maintain the machines, they demand a pound of hair from (usually) the most recent hire at any given McDonalds.
Sadly this practice continues to this day, so the machine can be delayed for some time when a new hire is unwilling to perform the sacrifice. McDoppenheimer is said to have remained haunted by the development till his dying day, commenting:
“We knew that the fast food industry would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered a line from The Grimace, in his first commercial appearance: 'Now I am become the McCream Supreme, destroyer of hairstyles.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.”
Though it is uncommon to name livestock, in death, bologna has a name.
It’s name is O-S-C-A-R.
With new reveals in the latest Zelda game that some residents of Hyrule might be descended from the Zonai, reporters asked creator Shigeru Miyamoto if Link’s origins were with the Zonai too. He explained, “It’s Hylian likely.”
The need to defecate is not normal for humans. What we feel is actually a government program to spray “pooping gas” posing as contrails to make us think we have to poop, for the benefit and profit of the toilet paper industrial complex.
As a method actor, Brad Pitt prepared for his role in Fight Club by never having existed.
These sidequests are getting weird...
René Descartes never said “I think therefore I am.” Having been educated in Latin and English pronouns, his actual statement was, “She cogito on my ergo until I sum.”
where does ravioli come from
It blows in on Ravioli's Gale after you complete Divine Beast Vah Medoh.
Forbidden Planet (1956, Fred M. Wilcox)
Scariest scene in Forbidden Planet before he Morbs all over Frank Drebin.
She is Morbius, daughter of Morbius. Forbidden Planet tells the tale of Morbius, who landed on the planet Morbius where the Morbians have morbed themselves into morblivion. Morbius morbs the morbian morb orb to morb his daughter Morbius, but when he morbs the newcomers with whom Morbius has fallen in lorb, Morbius morbself morbs all the morbian morbs into morbian morbidity.
It is based on "The Tempest" by William Shakespeare.
Boosting my planet poll.
Forbidden Planet (1956, Fred M. Wilcox)
Scariest scene in Forbidden Planet before he Morbs all over Frank Drebin.