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A Small Child Trying His Best

@faceless-productions

Artist/Author
Commissions open
Suggestions open
Reblogs appreciated

Bust - 5$

Chest up- 10$

Hips up- 15$

Knees up and full body- 20$

Flat color + 2$

Full color and shading + 5$

Backdrop + 3$

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Things I’ll do-

Profile pics

Ocs

NSFW

Fluff

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Things I won’t do-

Graphic NSFW

Graphic Gore

Robots/mechs

Animals

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DM me if interested

Payment will be issued after sketch is approved

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Payment methods

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this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

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Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:

….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:

….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.

One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what’s already been stated, is that the humor isn’t always about her being sexy. Sometimes it’s just about other goofy things in her life!

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oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to

but then there’s also the time she just….built a functional AI?

she just didn’t predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest

I love how there isn’t a single dialogue bubble, yet you can fully understand what’s happening.

Always reblog Jucika.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey I'm trans what do I do now?

You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.

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Pukicho said trans rights.

I... think?

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I said trans quest

This is my first request, but I was wondering if you can make an angry reader and king dice, also I really love your writing keep up the work work!

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Sure thing, honey! I'm so glad you enjoy my writing. I hope this is up to your tastes.

NSFW CONTENT WARNING! 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI.

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King Dice x Angry!Reader Headcanons

Anonymous asked:

Can I request Mr. Chimes, Wally Warbles and King Dice with S/O, who doesn't feel pain?

Ooo, cuphead! (Couldn't think of anything for Mr. Chimes, sorry)

Cuphead with s/o who doesn't feel pain

Wally Warbles

  • Honestly kind of concerned about your well being
  • He's worried you won't notice you're hurt since you can't feel it
  • He's almost constantly checking you for wounds even if it's something as small as a papercut
  • He's always for bandages on him because he can't count the times you accidentally hurt yourself and started bleeding and just didn't notice
  • He's protective but for good reason

King Dice

  • He was appalled the first time he saw you bleeding and you seemed completely unphased
  • After you explained he tended go hover over you more often out of concern
  • He memorizes where all of the first aid kits are in the casino so he can get you a bandage when you need one
  • Expect him to quickly check to see if you're hurt anywhere when he sees you because one time he didn't and you had a cut on your arm so now he's paranoid but he's also just trying to help you
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Pairing: Spider-man Noir x Reader

Warnings: Explicit content/18+, NO MINORS, PiV, Cream Pie, breeding kink because yeah, praising, slight dirty talk, use of female anatomy and pronouns, porn without plot basically

More info: you are in an established relationship with Peter, and he very much wants baby, because yeah. Idea inspired by sage lmaooo

Please, Don't Stop Now

The tv was down low as you watched it. Curled up on your side on the couch. Taking in the images on the screen with great interest. You hadn't meant to stay up so late, you just got engulfed in the show. Watching episode after episode, hardly paying attention to the ticking clock. Nor were you paying attention to the noise of your window opening and closing upstairs. Oblivious to the soft padding of feet in your bedroom.

His body was sore from the night out, wandering to the bed,, only to see your body was absent from the safe confinements of your blankets and pillows. Where you were normally curled up in at this time of night.

my 8 year old sister said how she was exercising and hopes to lose weight earlier today.

she's eight. her weight is fine. her body is fine. i don't want her to worry about that.

i'm scared i've influenced her. fuckity fuck fuck.

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

The legendary post!