the only reason this did not end in a horrifying accident is because it is Jimmy Fallon and Emma Watson.

Ok but how adorable is this

when you’re forced to talk to that one person you hate and as soon as they leave you kinda just 

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

Take off your panties cute, always.

I am the least romantic person in the world, today I burst out laughing in the middle of kissing because I randomly thought of this:

Hey, if you think you're Not Cis but you don't think you "qualify".

transness and gender variance aren’t pissing contests to see who’s most dysphoric or best fits the image of cisnormative ideas of trans people, don’t be afraid to explore your gender just because someone is wrongfully acting like a gatekeeper to the community

TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY

TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT BISEXUALITY

TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT PANSEXUALITY

TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT ASEXUALITY

TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT POLYSEXUALITY

BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS DOESNT MEAN THEY WILL BECOME GAY.

IT MEANS THEY WILL BE MORE LIKELY TO BE ACCEPTING AND UNDERSTANDING TO QUEER KIDS.

feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!

OMG!!! Brilliant!

Oh my goodness. You must watch this. Absolutely brilliant.

I never watch videos on tumblr. I am so glad I watched this one. Please watch it.

man what

Clear your mind here

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

Or it’s a jewellery box…

what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there

It’s a fucking mirror

What kind of mirror has USB ports????????

confirmed

what the fuck happened here

It’s not a triangle. It’s a lambda.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I’m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution”

I need this as a series

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

“Say ‘no’ to drugs” is constantly drilled into our heads from elementary all the way through high school, but we aren’t taught about the real pressures we’ll be put under. We aren’t taught how to say “no” to someone regarding sex(especially if they are a significant other), we aren’t taught how to stand up for ourselves, we aren’t taught to be honest and gentle and kind. We aren’t taught how to defend from rape or how not to rape. We aren’t taught that “no” means “no” or about different gender and sexuality orientations. No, we’re taught to say “no” to doing drugs or drinking alcohol when that’s not something that’s a constant battle in our lives. This needs to change.

Alex Kingston on River Song [x]

we murdered their brother, baked him into bread, and forced them to eat him