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Im Just A Walrus Trying To Function

@fabulouswalrus

Hello!
I am the swagiest walrus you will ever meet.

what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

her/she

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

i know right this pun was pretty… sweet

I can stomach it

i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the  ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 

have you ever seen a chicken strip

There are two kinds of people in this world.