straight line: _______________________________ dash line: – – – – – – – – – – – – iconic line: no need to call me sir, professor
Somewhere in the digits of Pi lies your social security number, date of birth, and date of death in that order.
wizard science: we can regrow all of the bones in your arm in one night, but we can’t or won’t give you any painkillers for the process
Thrift stores will have a lot of youtuber merch in 10-20 years
you can’t put pictures of two rival quidditch teams next to each other, because they invade each other’s pictures and start fighting
When you’re young, you have a five minute conversation with a stranger and you become best friends. When you’re older, you could talk to somebody for hours about a common interest and never see them again.
there-is-still-some-liquor-left
the beef between STEM and arts + humanities is so tired. science and art are the same. sister subjects. they’ve fueled one another for years. one cannot exist without the other. they’re both made of the same kind of wonder, one tries to attain long sought after things in reality, and the other impliments the stuff of dreams. logic and emotionality. they’re both exercises of imagination. it’s all just beautiful, academic sludge.
sonnet20
we just need to team up to bully business majors
dumbledore: i would like to make one thing quite clear
dumbledore: i never explain anything
dumbledore started every day by telling the entire assembled student body of hogwarts that he was gay, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story
fred and george once spent a whole weekend researching a spell to shoot silly string out of their wands
No matter how bad your childhood was, Heinz Doofenschmirtz probably had it worse
she wears short skirts I wear waistcoats she’s cheer captain and I’m alexander hamilton, my name is alexander hamilton, and there’s a million things i haven’t done, but just you wait
When a good friend dies, he takes with him memories of you that only him remembered, a part of you then dies with him.
The worst part about being an adult is that no one cares what your favourite dinosaur is.
venuselectrificata
me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid
other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.