so i made a quiz on what role you'd have in a period drama..

i worked somewhat hard on it so you should take it

people getting pissed off over everyone dunking on the queen sound like this

A important thing to know about me is that every time I've went to open the calculator on my phone I've opened the clock first. No the icons don't look alike. One is in a folder and the other isn't. I have put them on different pages and I'll seek out the clock first, every time, before finding the calculator

eternally grateful 

We have two unwritten rules here:

1.

2.

idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable 

Yes! Welcome Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

Since today is the first day of spring, here, some supercorp flowers for you.

Soon™

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children