HE ASKED ME TO CALL HIM DADDY

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cuddling with daddy

me: *rolls over to look at daddy* me: daddy im sleepy daddy: hi sleepy, im daddy!

when daddy gets called into work on your day off together

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

FORGOT to provide Evidence

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

‘WRITING!’

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

Would never risk my mom

Don’t play with my mummy

DD/LG Giveaway!💖🦄💕

Hi everyone! Im doing a giveaway for one lucky little / daddy! The way this giveaway will work is the little / daddy will make a wishlist (whether it be on amazon or just a list of items and where to buy them) for up to *$40 usd*. I will be randomly choosing a winner on December 10th , 2015 (so the winner can get their items in time for christmas) and I will buy them EVERYTHING on that wishlist!

Please make sure to read all the rules before you enter so you have the best chance of winning!

RULES : 1. MUST BE FOLLOWING ~ me : http://alwaysbratty.tumblr.com 2. MUST REBLOG this post // likes will not count 3. MUST BE INTO DD/LG - this seems obvious but there are people in this world that only reblog giveaways for the items but this giveaway will ONLY be open to the dd/lg community

IMPORTANT NOTES : 1. The giveaway will CLOSE on December 10th,2015! 2. The winner will be picked using a RANDOM generator! 3. EVERY REBLOG will be counted as ONE entry. The more reblogs the more entrys! 4. YOU CAN ALSO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES BY : promoting my blog ONCE a day! (2 entries) // making ONE positive post about the dd/lg community and #alwaysbratty (1 entry)

QUESTIONS?? : You can direct ANY questions to : http://alwaysbratty.tumblr.com/ask

*I WILL BE MESSAGING THE WINNER ON DECEMBER 10th,2015!! YOU WILL HAVE A 24 hour period to respond with your wishlist!! If you DO NOT respond another winner will be chosen SO make sure to keep your asks open and check them around that time!*

I wish you all the BEST of luck and I cannot wait to be able to provide this gift to one lucky winner! I love this community and am happy to give back to it!

Love you all ! GOOD LUCK ! 💝💖💝

*PLEASE MAKE SURE TO REBLOG AND BE FOLLOWING ME!! dont lose your chance to win over this!!*

Do it

*GIVEAWAY IS STILL GOING ON GUYSS DUH!! IT DOESNT END FOR LIKE 2 MORE WEEKS!! MAKE SURE TO ENTER//FOLLOW ALL RULES BECAUSE OMG ITS WORTH IT*

Reblog if your Tumblr is fat friendly

Fat friendly Skinny friendly Muscle friendly Stretch mark friendly Scar friendly

All of em

Aye

There’s enough body positivity to go round.

100% supportive and friendly to every body type and everyone ever!!

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK TATTOOS SHOULD BE ALLOWED (WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION) IN WORKPLACES

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

So as some of you may know, I MET DAN AND PHIL YESTERDAY at their book signing at The Grove!! I got 5 books signed, but obviously I don’t need that many - just one for me and one for @phandomestic. I realize I’m extreme lucky to live near a big city that celebrities and youtubers tend to visit, and be financially stable - but I know many other members of the phandom are not in my situation. So I’m giving the other three away!

RULES:

-must be following me, sexuallyambiguousphan (i’m vv cool dw)

-only reblogs count, not likes

-one reblog = one entry

-limit 5 reblogs per person (please don’t spam you’re followers lmao)

-no giveaway blogs I WILL BE CHECKING

-must be willing to give me your address if you win so I can actually send you the book

-must have ask enabled (or messages) so I can contact you if you win

-if winners do not respond within 3 days of being messaged, new winners will be selected.

-please don’t enter if you already have a signed copy of the book. i can’t technically stop you, but this giveaway is for people who won’t have the chance to go to a book signing, and it’d be unfair to take that away from someone

-if you are under 18, I would appreciate it if your parents knew someone was sending you this book as I’d hate for you to get it trouble. But that’s not technically a rule. Just something to consider-

-EDIT: Giveaway ends December 1st and winners will be announced December 3rd!

~*~*~

There will be THREE WINNERS obviously, and each winner will get one signed copy of TABINOF. I will be using online random choice generator to select winners. I’ll pay for shipping anywhere in the world, so you don’t need to worry about that. I have proof of ownership for all signed copies if you’re worried and want to double check. Feel free to message me if you have any other questions!

Good luck!!

(via 5secondsofsummer-fanpage)