sprimkle

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

number 1

number 2

number 3

Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

@fabanddrab

@manjora14 I die in 2 plz

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

@fabanddrab

When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery" they're probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

My mine has literally NEVER gone to cars.

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

love letter mb

I have been chosen

This is 100% how anxiety works

meirl

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMEKQQPjP7T/

my mom texts more like a millennial than any of us

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

i made the mistake of reading yours

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it

Hard to type with yoshy hands

‘Marvel deliberately cut a scene in which Valkyrie’s bisexuality is made explicit’

‘Tessa Thompson had to beg for it to be shot only for them to cut it last-minute because ‘it distracted from the final exposition’’

“Taika Waititi also fought to keep the scene and yet it was still cut”