Nathalie

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

BUST A NUT

THAT’S what you call a lip sync for your life?! In that case Dusty Ray Bottoms would like to have a word…

salvador walking away quickly after handing her the trophy is the biggest m00d™

mood: post-eurovision depression 

Salvador giving Israel the award

ok but nothing was funnier than Sweden getting a bunch of points from the juries and then getting one of the least amounts from the televotes like that boy thought he killed it

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

at first i thought that Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did this study,. and now… hooboy.. now i like it

cannot believe my loud car small penis theory now has scientific backing

big mood

I can’t get over this

me screaming in another plane of existence 

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history

I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down there and murder every emmy voter.

Give this man the Emmy and the Oscar for the way he says “…where anything can mean anything…”

He looks so insulted

He did the “You motherfucker” nod omfg

This bitch put a LIGHT FIXTURE ON HER DAMN HEAD I CANNOT

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

This is the best episode ever

me at 4 am on a school night

I can not. I feel so attacked