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Faati Martian Speaks

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My name is Faati, I'm 29. I write about Media and Cartoons.
Star Trek DS9 S04E10: Homefront

Every time someone tells Worf about Greek Mythology he’s just like “The humans know where Zeus lives. Why do they simply not raid Olympus and slay him for his misdeeds”

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minerfromtarn

YES

“If a god were to hypnotise my wife into having sex with a bull and giving birth to a Bull Child I would kill that god in no uncertain terms

RIP to King Minos but I’m different”

Sokka and Suki absolutely deserve more time with each other

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orbitalgay

Suki made Sokka drink respect women juice one time and he proceeded to chug it for breakfast for the rest of his life

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

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spookygayharpist

thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fuking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website

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ooga

you will be stinky 

you are stinky

you were stinky

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STINKY, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

Whoa this deserve a reblog

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yuletidesexual
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shaloxeroligon

SERIOUSLY GUYS STOP BEING SO CLOSED MINDED.

So many guys are PETRIFIED at the thought of finding other guys attractive, so much so that they refuse to even consider themselves as anything other than 100% straight. And it just pisses me off. GUYS CAN BE SEXY TOO, YOU KNOW. And you’re missing out on a WHOLE WORLD of self-discovery by closing that part of yourself off.

I hate this expression, but these uber straight guys really need to grow a pair and OPEN UP A BIT.

Also, I love the original post. This guy knows where it’s at.

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phonywise-deactivated20131217

dude but what if we just started a bunch of feminist events where everyone wears a fedora, and feminist blogs with fedora selfies, etc etc and rerouted the fedora again

how mad do you think fedora wearers would be

I’d be pissed. I’m a trilby…

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artemiscornwallace-deactivated2

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, dishonor on your cow.

So, yes, for the fucking love of God, movies matter. TV shows matter. Novels matter. They shape the lens through which you see the world. The very fact that you don’t think they matter, that even right now you’re still resisting the idea, is what makes all of this so dangerous to you — you watch movies so you can turn off your brain and let your guard down. But while your guard is down, you’re letting them jack directly into that part of your brain that creates your mythology. If you think about it, it’s an awesome responsibility on the part of the storyteller. And you’re comfortable handing that responsibility over to Michael Bay.

AKA Why Representation Matters.

(via thebicker)

Let's talk about sex!

Around the time I became sexually active I discovered a few things worth noting:

  • My mom was too afraid of my degeneration into whore-dom to give me a real sex talk
  • None of my friends had any earthly clue of how my nor their anatomy worked
  • It was really easy to become the “slutty” one

Most of us have a shame based foundation in our sexual knowledge. We giggle at the word penis and hide behind a humorous sense of vulgarity because it’s easier than believing ourselves to be bad. I just want you to know that you are not bad for having sexual thoughts or doing sexual things, not now and not ever. Sexuality is one of our oldest forms of communicating with one another. If we can understand ourselves sexually we can conquer a lot, but I’m getting ahead of myself here let’s go back a bit.

Arousal

Getting turned on is normal. Never getting turned on is normal. Constantly getting turned on is normal. Inconsistently getting turned on is normal.

For those who have penises, let’s call them penis-havers, arousal looks like they’ve got a flashlight in their pocket. This is because arousal in penis-havers causes their penises to become erect due to a flow of blood to the organ. They harden and you can sometimes see veins outlined on them. A thin clearish liquid will drip from the head of the penis; this is called pre-cum and is a sign of the organ being ready for sex.

For those who have vaginas, let’s call them vagina-havers, arousal looks like they’re blushing and it wettens. This is because arousal in vagina-havers causes the vaginas to become engorged and wet due to a flow of blood to the organ. The labia swell and the clitoris hardens. A sometimes clear, sometimes white, sometimes creamy, sometimes thin, sometimes water like liquid comes out of the vagina, this is called  “Vaginal fluid”, there are so many variations on vaginal fluid. They’re all normal. You’re totally fine, unless it includes any kind of pain or irritation, then you should visit your doctor and they can help.

Bases

1st base is kissing

  1. Without tongue is usually just called a kiss, a peck if it’s light and very soft
  2. With tongue is called french kissing, you can either be the one putting your tongue in the other person’s mouth or sucking on their tongue while it’s in your mouth, you can also touch tongues together

2nd Base is under the shirt

  1. Touching boobs with your hands
  2. Kissing or licking boobs with your..well..mouth and stuff obviously
  3. Playing with nipples; not everyone has sensitivity in their nipples, but that is what experimenting is for

3rd Base is under the pants stuff

  1. Fingering or massaging the vagina or anus
  2. Handling the balls and penis or anus
  3. Putting your mouth on or near either

Home (4th base) is sex

  1. You define your sex. It can really be anything. Like literally anything there are hundreds if not thousands of sexual positions and interests; there are limitless ways to do and have sex so you’re good to go so long as you have a willing partner(s).

Safety

Use a condom, use a dental dam, use common sense

Engage in talks about sex with your partner, where you’ve been where you’re headed all of it. If you feel comfortable with your partner then continue to be cautious with what you do, but don’t feel ashamed for not following the “rules”

Using a condom protects you from most STDs STIs and pregnancy Birth Control also keeps you from getting pregnant by tricking your body into thinking you’re already pregnant

Here’s a tip: If you start with condoms it’s easier to continue to use them as an option without stopping, make sure to get the correct sized condom, there should be some tightness, but not enough to cause pain or discomfort

Some Embarrassing stuff

You’re gonna make mistakes. A lot. You will, but it’s okay, everyone does.

You may feel that your penis or vagina is ugly, that’s also normal, but don’t worry because you’re probably the only one who thinks that.

You might start growing a lot more hair in a lot more places, namely all over your body. That’s okay too. Some people love it, some people hate it. Normal normal.

If you find yourself sexually excited by something that other people would say is weird, then congratulations you have a fetish and are normal. Fetishes are sexually impacting interests in seemingly non-sexual things. You can be aroused by anything really, so don’t worry too much if you find yourself getting turned on at the mention of spanking, or peeing, or lawn gnomes, or peaches, or cheerleaders, because considering the number of people on this planet it’s mathematically impossible that you’re the only one.

Being sexually confused is normal; it’s best to talk to your friends and loved ones about your comfort levels and all of your interests. If they are rude, mean, or judgmental; then that tells you something about their character not yours. Know this, if you have any questions you can always ask me.

Marissa Alexander, the black Florida mother who was sentenced to 20 years in prison for firing a warning shot against her abusive husband, will get a new trail this spring. But her supporters were calling for the charges to be dropped altogether.

As we’ve previously covered, Alexander had a restraining order against her husband when he yelled, “Bitch, I will kill you!” and charged toward her during the incident in 2010. She fired a single shot into the ceiling, and no one was hurt. The sentence Alexander received would seem absurdly harsh in general, but especially since we’re talking about Florida here, where the right to “stand your ground” apparently applies to aggressors “threatened” by a bag of Skittles, but not to abused black women. 

Last month, a court overturned Alexander’s original guilty verdict, and activists have called for the charges to be dropped. Instead the state is going to prosecute her once again. Alexander, who has already been in jail for three years while this all plays out, will find out next week whether she will be released on bail. The Free Marissa Now campaign will be fundraising to cover her legal costs for the new trial in March. The goal is to raise $10,000 by the end of the year, and you can help here.

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cocoavalentines

Lord.

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gayspacenerds

ffs

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funeral-keeps-us-apart-deactiva

I think this is really important to remember. EVERYONE needs to know that they have these options, but I can also understand how someone might prefer to not press charges or even go to the hospital because they just want to forget it ever happened. What’s important is that someone understands that they don’t NEED to go to the hospital or they don’t NEED to go to the police or they don’t NEED to just go home.

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social-darwin-awards

The picture looks like a vagina

I thought it was a pregnant belly full of life with two sagging breasts.

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andrewbreitel

over 47 million americans are uninsured, and this is what they would be looking to pay if they went to a hospital for rape care