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Im Fangs We Trust

@f0rkz

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River - 18 - they/them + ve/vem/vir
I love 2000/2010s vampires <3 so I post abt MBAV & Twilight
DNI - NO FUCKING PROSHIPS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. KYS. Fans of Re-Animator, Hannibal, Slasher genre, gore freaks, Pro-ED, TERF, or other freaks- stay away from me!!!

Heyyy Im River! My pronouns are they/them + ve/vem/vir and water centric neos :3

My old account was @sweets-gun so u may know me from there if we were moots :]

I’m 18 and I like really cheesy vampire stuff like twilight and mbav. I also post other stuff here since this is my main blog, my tag for off-topic stuff is #not vampires

Sideblogs:

@sweetst0oth : bones tv fanblog

@seafoamv3ins : religious blog (helpol)

@seashellconnoisseur : homestuck blog (I know. I know)

@seasaltinmysoul : naiad blog

Full DNI under the cut, PLEASE read also I block very liberally

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the way miss meyer wanted virginboi Edward to fuck so dirty fuckin nasty he broke shit & tore the room to pieces & bruised bella & sent her into orbit with a million orgasms WHILE ALSO creating this virginal self-loathing uptight masochistic monster with religious trauma & sex aversion is deeply funny to me

Ngl when I watch Twilight it always makes me remember that I actually don’t even like twilight. I actually dislike twilight BUT. I fucking love the concept of twilight it was just so so so poorly executed and it pisses me off to no end. Anyways Bella and Jacob should’ve been the canon endgame idgaf