Tumblr comedy nowadays is just like "I was accosted by an Ape but luckily the skull appeared"

PREV TAGS JUST STOPPED WORKING ON MOBILE NOOOOOOOOO

FUCK THIS FUCKING APP I HATE STAFF I HATE WHOEVER DECIDED TO REMOVE A LONG STANDING FUNCTION OF THIS SITE I HOPE YOU CHOKE STOP REMOVING FEATURES

listening to a band while wearing merch for that band is so fucking embarrassing like oh did you make this band your whole personality? did you let them make you their little bitch? slut

Something that I've personally wondered about for a long time.

You know the drill. Reblog for sample size.

ok im kinda curious but how many people have admitted to having a crush on you? 

okay besties everyone put in their tags what theyre majoring or what they majored in im so curious

the way miss meyer wanted virginboi Edward to fuck so dirty fuckin nasty he broke shit & tore the room to pieces & bruised bella & sent her into orbit with a million orgasms WHILE ALSO creating this virginal self-loathing uptight masochistic monster with religious trauma & sex aversion is deeply funny to me

jacob after he finally gets bella to enjoy life again through him and the pack but edward comes back to ruin her life for the millionth time

I'm just glad that we as a society have finally accepted that Dracula is really a tits out kind of vampire

twilight but bella does have feelings for mike, too, so eclipse is a love square. important detail: no one can tell mike about the supernatural shit so he's just confused 100% of the time

anyway here's this

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!

les miserables?? lesbians shouldn’t be sad that’s so fucked up

PRAISE!!!!!!

the current song stuck in your head .. go !