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Ford

@f0rdster

🌲elk/it/ram/he🌲
dirty mind & mouth, be aware!
intro

im ford. he/him. i like monsters horror history and dick. amateur cowboy. writer and artist. old forest god who yearns for days long passed etc.

i’ll be fuckin around on here. rambling, art, drabbles, supporting friends, and being delusional

dms & asks always open :)
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[🦇⚔️ bf] [⚰️ brother] [vfc / vampire fight club]

[frank bs🧨] [billy📞] [beetlejuice🐍]-> DA’s

[ford’s god thoughts]-> rambles

[animalsjaw] [fordverse (character)]-> art / writing

non sexual nudity is fantastic and should not be treated like evil incarnate because it’s a basic part of human existence but don’t forget that sexual nudity is also rad as hell

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Sometimes I wonder if Link notices that the Yiga disguised as travelers never have horses (yes, yes, and donkeys either 😆). I imagine after waking up and remembering nothing it must be a comfort (and maybe a familiar one, since he's known as a horse whisperer/horse girl 100 years prior?) when he slowly finds out that people with horses are safe people.

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The blood moon rises once again...

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everytime i see someone redraw the lucifer painting it adds 15 years to my lifespan. this is beautiful

boyfriend and i have gone crazy putting ourselves in au’s, here’s some stuff of pirate us (🤤)

captain crimson seas (first and last) and dutchie (second and third)!! idiot gay pirates!

used a reference image on the last one!

‼️reblogs appreciated (w/ anything you have to say!) BUT DO NOT REPOST‼️

💋💋💋

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omg i cant believe crimson himself reblogged my post!! im your biggest fan captain

it brings me so much joy to have existed at the same time as goncharov. it is such a beautiful thing, it really speaks to the culture of this generation and the creativity and teamwork of humanity as a whole. i LOVED watching this modern folklore develop

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there is a certain irony in my post about wade being circulated among spideypool shippers

so funny when spideypool shippers take over a post by frank castle my bf

let the ship wars begin!!!!!!

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why would you say polisher will lose 😢😢😢😢 babe whatre you saying… sniffles…