super super late by like 8 weeks but whatevs. his book has been one of the actually enjoyable books that i've read in a long time. thanks for sharing and giving us an insight to your life, ty. you mean so much to me & i hope one day i'll get to tell you that in person. 😌💜👼☺ #bingeselfie // can anyone just do me a small favour and tag him in the comments? 🙇🏻 thankyou!!

Me as a parent

ok but like how do beauty gurus do everything so perfectly like i swear they could build a castle and when i do it i get a straw house like what is this witchcraft i 

this is for those people you know who are just pure dickbrains. you’re welcome, ily.

fuck, people from school gonna find this blog

sometimes you get home at 2am and you find that ur friends fought and you just either rant or shut the fuck up because there are ‘suicidal’ people in the group and youre scared to offend them like get ur shit together people what even

when u realise ur tumblr gon b fuked so u just laff bout ur non existent life

there actually are more nipples in the world than people what