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water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water now

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

Anonymous asked:

just wanted to say thanks for linking the source to that sleepy cheetah video!! the original caption on that post sounded super goofy/fishy, but I’m not sure I would’ve found the actual source vid on my own. thanks again! 😁 🐆

For sure! I recognized the video pretty quick and figured other people would want to see the source. Also it just pisses me off when people write false captions, even when the truth is just as interesting. Thank you!

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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That's actually a clip from THIS YouTube video, you silly goose, fucking liar.

That's not a "Forest Guard", and this *obviously* isn't a forest or some shit. This is a cheetah enclosure. This guy knows and works with these animals, it's not some wild group of cheetahs.

He makes videos about and with them, they are very comfortable around him, but he most definitely does not do this "every night". This was made for a specific, sorta sarcastic video, which I linked above.

Ya dumb fucks believe everything you see online. Really though, check out his channel, because he does some awesome and educational stuff.

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having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

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