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she/her - 34 & a heart of 16 - in love with crackships and queer princes who fall for Latino boys

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Young Royals

Throne of Glass book series

Rowcan [Rowan/Lorcan]

Lorsam [Lorcan/Sam Cortland]

Canon divergence where during that first math class, Wille catches Simon after class and offers to tutor him in math. Simon asks warily what's in it for Wille. He gets all pink and quiet but his expression is determined when he admits he's always wanted to sing and was hoping Simon could help him learn. Imagine the hours they'd spend at workies with their heads together over the day's lesson and homework, the one on one time in the music room, Simon placing a hand over Wille's diaphragm to show him how to breathe while singing. Imagine Simon falling for the way Wille will frown when trying to think how to reframe a mathematical concept, how he'll demonstrate things with his hands, how he'll stay up late the night before a test if Simon feels like he hasn't gotten it yet. Imagine Wille nervous to sing at all in front of Simon, imagine him falling asleep each night dreaming of Simon's voice, imagine how close they come to kissing each other the first time they harmonize...

A Slight Change to the Schedule

Simon realised, as Wille was reeling off all the board games they had in the common room, that he hadn’t bothered to pack any pyjamas. He’d assumed that Wille’s awkwardly flirty behaviour in the gym was an invitation to do far more than just ‘hang out,’ but other than standing a bit too close and smiling at him, Wille hadn’t made any sort of move yet. Fuck. Had he misread the whole situation? Was this about to get really embarrassing? There weren’t many buses running to Hillerska on the weekends. If he did need to escape, better to do it now when he wouldn’t need to call his mom for a lift home. From school. Not from Ayub’s, where she thought he was.

“Wille?”

“Hmm?”

“That sounds really great and everything, but, um,” he stood up, and stepped closer, reaching down to brush his fingertips over the back of Wille’s hand, “can I kiss you?”

Simon spends parents’ weekend at Hillerska as planned.

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I should be doing work right now. I look like I’m doing work right now. But I’m fooling them all. I’m actually plotting what’s next for Wilmon in a fic that my bosses will never (god, I hope they’ll never!) know about.

Yep. I’ll nod along in this meeting about something to do with KPIs (maybe?) but I’m really trying to work out how to get these boys to go from being angry and apart to being horny and horizontal.

LOL! May their bosses never find out they were secretly chasing down plot bunnies in the privacy of your own head during a boring meeting!

That said, trying to get the characters to go “from angry and apart to horny and horizontal” is the main goal of at least 30% of fanfic writers. So @lollygirlpops is in worthy company.

I need #get them from being angry and apart to horny and horizontal to become a popular tag now.

Reblogging this just so I can add the tag @raincitygirl76

Excellent idea @raincitygirl76 I’m tagging too. Let’s spread the word!

Wille and Simon are bickering about whether sleeping with socks on is weird or not and Simon just sighs and says "I can't believe I'm going to marry someone who thinks wearing socks to bed is acceptable behaviour" and Wille stops in his tracks and just stares at Simon, eyes wide and Simon realises what he said and immediately says "oh, I, uhm, you know..." And Wille can't stop the little grin spreading onto his face as he takes Simon's hands in his and pulls him close before whispering "do you want us to get married one day Simon?" And Simon groans and goes pink and whines "Willeeeeee" and drops his head onto his boyfriend's shoulder who giggle and wraps an arm around his waist. Wille chuckles "I honestly thought I would have to be the one doing the convincing and proposing so this is a nice surprise" and Simon squeaks out "That was not a proposal! We're not even 18!" And Wille laughs and says "okay okay Simon, we're not engaged... Yet. Mama would kill me if I didn't buy you a nice ring first" and Simon barks out a laugh and hits Wille in his side