"Cheating's bad, okay?"
they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO RUBY AND SAPPHIRE!!!!!
(and the first onscreen same-sex wedding and kiss on a children’s tv show!)
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇
[ID: A blackout poem made of lyrics from the Green Day song “American Idiot”. The blackout poem reads, “Don’t wanna be an American… fuck America”. End ID] Plain Text: Happy fourth of July
Audio description: the beginning of “American Idiot” plays, but all of the blacked out words in the blackout poem have been removed.
personally i think there should have been at least one episode where sokka collects aang and zuko and is like, “looks like we’re running low on supplies. time for a GUYS-ONLY field trip. three days of hunting and fishing and polishing our swords. y’know, manly warrior stuff. (aang, sotto voce: actually sokka i’m a vegetarian as you know–) you girls have fun sitting around braiding your hair and talking about your crushes” and then the entire episode is just zuko and sokka lying around by a river, plucking blades of grass and staring up at the stars confiding in each other their deepest feelings and most secret insecurities while aang braids flower crowns, and whenever the screen cuts back to katara and toph and suki, they’re fighting and screaming and hacking away at river pirates and evil spirits and legions of assassins and hired mercenaries with swords. you know, as girls do.
and when the boys finally drag themselves back to camp (they stayed up way too late discussing what true leadership really means and whether or not power always corrupts) they find suki and toph and katara lounging around with black eyes and fresh bruises and bloodstained weapons and sokka shrieks, “what were you guys DOING while we were gone???” and karata just shugs innocently and says in her sweetest voice, “oh, you know. just girly things”
they are absolutely still wearing the crowns and they don’t have a single fish to show for their efforts
i did it
we should breed weevils to be as big as dogs and then they could be our beloved companions
barbie trending thumbnails being just . various characters’ mugshots is hilarious actually
Hi, it's me, your totally legitimate new follower ivanakarraht293.
What did I ever do to you
i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature
they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then
His energy is unmatched
i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some
Listen, there’s no secret mankind won’t one day know and perhaps regret knowing
