media analysis is so easy. is there an old man i want to fuck? i love that show.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don't worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets "i love smoking cigarettes indoors"
my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
No proof that Gimli becomes immortal after going to the Undying Lands you say? Actually there is conclusive evidence that he does. Source? Me. I want it because Legolas would be sad otherwise, so there. Canon.
Illustrations of OCs that my friend has because i lov them
hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be
sorry ur boyfriend got brainwashed by the patriarchy. yeah he thought that it meant horses run everything. sorry.
does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like
wuffleton
I KNEW I HAD THIS SOMEWHERE AND THIS IS THE FIRST POST I FOUND EVEN RELATED TO IT ON GOOGLE. AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF DIGGING THROUGH VINTAGE MEMES I FOUND IT.
I’m finally watching Adventure Time and man, I wasn’t prepared for that famous “Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something” quote being immediately followed by “Are you ready for some serious plastic surgery?” as they start a clinic with no training
oh lord, send me someone to love, please, so that i may know my heart still beats
my aasimar druid refrayne who does have a horn, hooves, and a tail but is not a tiefling simply because i say so and i want him to get angel wings when he's angry!
(and he does get sent someone to love, @anonbea's ahme who is so sweet to him refrayne never feels alone again)
