"dont die" is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don't die. going to Mars? don't die. going to write an email? don't die. driving to the gas station? don't die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude

In Finnish, when someone is leaving to do something - typically a trip, moving to a new place, going away for a while, a weekend get-away, going for hiking etc. - you can wish them well by saying “Koetahan selvitä.” It literally means “Try to survive” or “Don’t die”.

ok. I'm in the world. now what am I supposed to do

different schools of thought I suppose

Reagan-era "stranger danger" panic has done so much harm to americans' sense of community. It cemented the idea that only the nuclear family could be trusted with the care of the child, deterred people from cooperative living with an extended community, and continues to place abuse victims in danger by perpetuating the misconception that most child abuse is done by strangers rather than someone they know. It is in our best interest to become more interdependent than we were raised to be.

This is such a funny comment to add to an american-centric post abt a huge facet of american cultural history like. Girl.

Dioooooos

Watching the first one: Yes, my brain that is used to Atlantic coastal dolphins registers that as the size that orcas probably are.

Watching the second one: OH LAWD HE COMIN'

apparently some orcas learned how to sink ships and are teaching more how to do it. even if they don't sink the ship, they've started targeting rudders--the things needed to steer (:

but! it could just be a game by some juveniles that is a passing fad, like when a pod started putting dead salmon on their heads [x] [x]

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me

It's really funny how Tumblr keeps gaining new members just because other websites mess up so colossally,, that Tumblr somehow manages to look better in comparison. Really embodies the idea of failing upwards.

😭

guy in a "im not a woke dad.... im the dad who woke up" shirt

Welcome to our hellsite, Redditors!

keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware

killing time

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

some bitch is binding spirits on my post

I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

@wizardpotions commissioned me to draw his oc Emile ✧

ID: an uncolored fullbody drawing of Emile, a lanky firbolg with four long fluffy ears, big curly hair, tall horns and a tail. he is wearing a buttoned coat with a single pauldron and knee-high boots. his clothing and earrings have star, sun, moon, and eye pattern details.

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