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BITING HIM

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(biting him) (Eddie, 19, and i never fucking learned how to read. he/they)
Anonymous asked:

sorry excuse me you’re drinking water from a metal ladle??

you go to the sink. let the water rum till cool. grab the ladle that hangs there. fill it with water. carefull that it doesn't splash everywhere around. drink it.

travel mentally back in time, as farmer taking a brake looking out at their golden fields, overcast by dark clouds that are being brushed thorugh by the wind. wondering if the laundry will dry before the rain falls.

rinse ladle and hang it back up. make a pleased 'AH' exhale.

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We need beargirls. I dont mean skinny cutesy teddy bear girls. We need fat bearwomen who catch salmon in their jowls and eat cigarettes like that polish bear from ww2. We need built beargirls that climb trees and terrorize picnics.

Dealing with auditory processing disorder

LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"

NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"

CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"