THIS LITERALLY MADE MY WHOLE DAY WEEK YEAR CENTURY

Interestingly, pizza delivery workers really do have a higher occupational fatality rate per capita than police officers. When it comes to jobs most likely to get you killed, being a cop doesn’t even make the top ten most years; lumberjacks, construction laborers, taxi drivers, social workers and even garbage collectors are all at greater risk.

(source, source; in the latter source, pizza delivery workers are included in the “driver/sales worker” category)

i like that they added that tidbit of information like this meme was a joke I’m sure op was dead ass serious 

Interestingly, pizza delivery workers really do have a higher occupational fatality rate per capita than police officers. When it comes to jobs most likely to get you killed, being a cop doesn’t even make the top ten most years; lumberjacks, construction laborers, taxi drivers, social workers and even garbage collectors are all at greater risk.

(source, source; in the latter source, pizza delivery workers are included in the “driver/sales worker” category)

i like that they added that tidbit of information like this meme was a joke I’m sure op was dead ass serious 

i saw this on imgur and well, even if something like this is going around on tumblr already it is important.

link to imgur post

Idk why you’d give a dog fruit but cool! Here’s some safety tips.

“Idk why you’d give a dog fruit” because dogs love fruit and it’s a 100% healthier alternative to baked treats

DOGS ARE ALLOWED TO EAT BLUEBERRIES!! THE SWR FANDOM IS IN UPROAR!! “PROTECT THE BLUEBERRY 2K15″ BECOMES THE BATTLE CRY!!

Okay, but seriously:

Please Reblog, you might Save a Life.

Not just the life of a dog, but also the life of its human(s). Many people have therapy dogs. If they inadvertently lost their dogs because they do not know these facts, they might get into depression and that might not end well.

men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get pissed when a woman who don’t know them don’t wanna talk to them lmao

😭 oop

…. I just burnt my damn tongue

“The magic man.”

Young person: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire!

Old man: [touches the fake “burning” log]

Young man: Oh man, he’s the magic man.

the old man’s smile is so heartwarming he is so ready to be a part of this vine i love this

That smile! 

Instagram: gwendolyn.laumatia

to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants 

feel better friend

You can’t not smile

I…am calm

I keep thinking like… wouldn’t it be nice 2 have a boyfriend and then i remember all the boyfriends I’ve had and how MEAN THEY ARE WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN

If your boo doesn't understand that challenging an idea or aspect isn't a threat to them as a person it's simply setting you two apart as people and your ideas and sparking something that could be more and if your boo doesn't respect that or you're different ideas then they aren't your boo

Tinashe tried to warn us and y'all didn’t listen

Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster. (photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

YES

Now THIS is what I'm here for

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

I’m going to see ghostbusters at least 3 times to spite the haters

If you want to throw your money away on a soulless cash-grab of a movie with a political agenda, that’s your business.  I doubt anyone even cares enough to try and stop you.  Have fun!

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