LEVITATING

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

Schitt’s Creek — “The Drip” (2015)

watched the half of it. am now an emotional mess.

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

let me relax i’ll exist later

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

sc*rjo made more than 2 facial expressions for the first time in her career and got a leading actress nomination meanwhile lupita played 2 entirely different people in the same movie and got snubbed.. shut it down

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”

“assigning genders to babies is wrong”

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm