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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, since the chicken is the egg as well :)

I hope to see the history of humanity unfold for as long as possible

You couldn’t be here without a little incest-actually quiet a lot of incest

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i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

Bird brains in particular are peculiar. They’re structured differently, their brain matter is far denser than our own, that’s how brids are able develop impressive intelligence with brains the size of a walnut. - Tomaž Vargazon

in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it.