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Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

I love when I’m listening to my music and the rapper will be like ‘yeah I stay strapped up’ like,,, mood 🍆

Who needs “mental stability” and “contentment with yourself and your life” when you have Pretty Odd, the second studio album by American rock band Panic at the Disco. Recorded at the Studio at the Palms in Paradise, Nevada with additional production at Abbey Road Studios in London with producer Rob Mathes, the album was released March 25, 2008 on Decaydance and Fueled by Ramen. Inspired by baroque pop and the works of The Beatles and The Beach Boys, the psychedelic-styled rock album differs greatly from the techno-influenced pop punk of A Fever You Can’t Swea

hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into

hi everyone im still pissed that we were told emily dickinson was a spinster when she spent her whole life writing love letters to a woman

hi everyone im still pissed about the fact that we never got taught any of the super super gay Greek myths. it seems impossible to think they managed to pick all the hetero myths when Greece was just THAT gay but guess what? they did.

hi everyone virginia woolf was also bi im still pissed that so much of literature is queer and has queer coding within it that deserves to be analysed through that lens in the same way that we don’t ignore the gender of an author, but sexuality is never mentioned in highschool literature classes

hi everyone i’m still pissed that we were never taught that da vinci was gay af and that the ideal the western world has of jesus (white, long straight brown hair) was based on one of his male lovers

hi everyone i’m still pissed that we were told sir isaac newton died a virgin when he had multiple boyfriends over the course of his life one of whom he wrote passionate love letters too and lived with

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ahsteria

hi everyone i’m still pissed that the reasons for alexander the great’s suicide are still taught as “unclear” when it was actually due to overwhelming grief because his male lover died

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nindabob

here’s a hot take… grapefruit is the most bastardous of all fruits. it tastes terrible, you cant go near it if you’re on certain medications, and they are aesthetically overhyped. now the humble raspberry, now thats a fruit worth talking about

THANK you

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sapphoisms

i’m homoplatonic i’m only friends with other gays

okay same but like… i really hope op isn’t making fun of platonic orientations which regard who you are attracted to in a queerplatonic way…like a lot of people (not just aces/aros who kinda started qp stuff) use homoplatonic to say hey! i am only attracted queerplatonically to people of my same gender! i know a lot of tumblr people make fun of silly orientations or labels but like… i really hope this isnt the case ://

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sapphoisms

it is the case ://

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curseworm

yknow i talk a lot of shit about god but she really did have my best interests at heart when she invented titties. thanks @ god

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curseworm

titties are proof of a kind and loving god

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curseworm

if youre a man and you reblog or comment on this you die in 30 to 50 minutws depending on traffic