I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!
[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]
royal lesbian elf arranged marriage book today!
royal lesbian elf arranged marriage book today!!
royal lesbian elf arranged marriage book today!!!
It's here!!! Universal link below (so you can buy it from where you want).
If you like lesbian elves, royal arranged marriages, literal ice queens, political intrigue, spicy romance, and ancient magic secrets, this book is for you!!!
Please reblog this. My publisher is on the smaller side, so word of mouth is the best way to let people know about this book!
“you can disagree with mitch mcconnell and still wish him well” i wish he would have died right there on camera in front of america that shit would have been fire and i think what the country really needs right now for healing
(some of) my favorite ways to make a butch short circuit 💕
letting out a faint little whimper when they kiss you
hooking your fingers in their belt loops and tugging towards you (or pulling them in by the lapel/tie)
tracing the outline of their tattoos with one sharp nail
finding reasons to bend over so your ass brushes against their bulge when they walk past you
saying “thank you Daddy” quietly and so sweetly when they do something nice in public
running your hand from their wrist to their bicep then sighing softly while feeling up their muscles
sending them a slutty picture while out with friends so they know what’s theirs later
“wow your hands are so big” or “gosh you’re strong”
riling butches up is my favorite hobby 💕
cracker barrel.... has fallen
CRACKER BARREL HAS. FALLEN!!!!!!!!!!
A second queer has hit the Cracker Barrel
happy mother's day to all of the eldest daughters (gender neutral) and their under-appreciated emotional and physical labor they put into their households from the day they're born.
I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority
I miss the way my tumblr dashboard loses its mind when there's a supergirl episode and the two leads hugged, or fought, or looked at each other for more than 3 secs. The fics that follow shortly after, 7 different gifsets of the same scene, the analyses, the crackposts, and the fanarts 🥹
you know those tropes where you come across them and are like Hard No Thank You but then you see the author’s name and are like… 😒 i will read this FOR YOU 😒…
Clicking on the fic like
Expanding each other’s knowledge is a beautiful n pure love language
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
booktok has done immeasurable damage to society. these awful plots existed before but they were *mostly* contained in ao3 and wattpad and now you can go to a bookstore and find them in their own special section
twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.
Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth
Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so– Likes charge reblogs cast.
the cw de-dyke-ified kara way too late. ..they put her in button ups and chinos for just long enough, throwing the most wonderful climbable tree of a woman at the girlies (thank u for ur service melissa), for any damage control to be done. No amount of pastel dresses or overcoats could have rectified that and they were stupid for even trying lmao
bitches be like “i love milfs/dilfs 🤪” and then get mad when someone over 30 is like. on the internet
I want motherfucking magic in life. I want romance. I want peace. I want beauty and softness. I want love and warmth.