me , in any public place : Who Here Has A Crush On Me ?

pray for the USA

they ain’t dead but they bout to be

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

*my own funeral* me: mom can i stay in the car lol

when you guess on every question and still get a good grade

if u take the time to shave ur eyebrows off just to draw them back on at least make them somethin cool. a dolphin or baby dragon.

I highly believe 2020 is going to be a great year for everyone. It’s like a new chapter, a new era. This upcoming year will be full of abundance, new relationships, new opportunities, positivity, and wealth. I guarantee it. 

things to say during sex

um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*

WHO UP

get some rest

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

There is no worse feeling than spending money on disappointing food.

i wish i was allowed using ‘omg’ while writing essays it would be a hell of a lot easier