grovyle pokemon mystery dungeon i have feelings for you
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.
Source: petfinder.com
i graduated 3 years ago why do i still have dreams about being late to math class or forgetting to do my assignments
nora appreciation post
using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism
using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯
god I miss anime conventions
Item: mixed box of knives and porn
i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.
new tag game: people who don’t have anime profile pics, if you had to pick one rn what would it be
Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!
date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.
happy anniversary everyone
i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing
can we all just take a break from posting
yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway
not again
one of my cousins has one of those wretched sequined nicolas cage pillows and today the rest of us received this photo of perhaps the most upsetting thing i’ve seen all year, slugolas cage
